Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

Sarcastic east coast elitist and closeted Canadian who checked into Hotel California 18 years ago and apparently can never leave. CEO Authentify Art. authentifyart.com San Diego, CA Joined April 2009

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

2 years ago

In the spirit of Night Shift (1982). “Note to self: the gateway to mental health is Competitive Meditation” @hwinkler4real @MichaelKeaton

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Authentify Art @authentifyart

2 years ago

Authentify Art strives to solve the scalability problem in the art world with trusted data about WHAT and WHERE. #art #innovation #Scalability authentifyart.com/blog/the-futur…

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

I had a Life of Pi moment yesterday. As I walked my dog along a familiar trail I suddenly found myself in the middle of a swarm of 1000s of bees. I dropped to the ground and crawled away fearing this may be the end. And then the swarm flew away.

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Dan Rather @DanRather

3 years ago

Princeton looked a lot less like a David and a lot more like a Goliath.

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Princeton University @Princeton

3 years ago

More like the Guardin' State! 🧡 🖤 Congratulations to @PrincetonMBB who moves on to the Sweet 16 after a 78-63 victory over Mizzou! Go Tigers! #MarchMadness

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The Onion @TheOnion

3 years ago

Woman’s Parents Accepting Of Mixed-Attractiveness Relationship bit.ly/3FbGmeG

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

I see a lot of the VC community punching down especially on twitter and it makes me sad. Changing the world takes courage and massive personal risk. It sure would be nice to see more VCs fight to reduce the toxicity. You may also find more great non-sociopath founders…

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

I think about 50% of my daily steps are a result of forgetting why I went into a room and then returning when I remember.

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

I am thinking about muting all people that use cryptic TLAs (three letter acronyms) in their tweets. If it is part of the common modern day slang then ok, but otherwise STFU…

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

Today I decided to become a benevolent troll. Spreading anti-toxic vibes.

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

I am now convinced that Elon Musk’s account is run by an AI troll bot. @elonmusk

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

I am now convinced that tweets are just thought bubbles that we right down. And most of these thoughts should never be shared in pleasant company…

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Elie Mystal @ElieNYC

3 years ago

White people freaking out over Lizzo playing a slaver’s flute is my favorite Twitter right now.

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

Can we help Kyle out? @jonfavs @PodSaveAmerica @votesaveamerica

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Actually Curtis (authentified) @cmcconn4

3 years ago

Kyle is an amazing human. I worked with him 20 years ago and still to this day think he is one of the most thoughtful, genuine and trustworthy people I have ever met. Him running for congress makes me hopeful for the future.

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Bill Gross @Bill_Gross

3 years ago

This is unbelievable to watch..

Carl Nasman @CarlNasman

3 years ago

This is unbelievable to watch..

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes

3 years ago

I look down at the face of my sleeping child and I vow: If this baby’s life is even one particle easier than mine was, I will burn this whole place down! washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/…