Alexandra Petri @petridishes
Blogs & columns for @WashingtonPost. No pun is beneath me. AP’s US HISTORY out 4/11! https://t.co/stq1FbzRa8 washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost Joined June 2009-
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gift links to my columns from this week, from The Founders Take On Trump’s Immunity Claim wapo.st/3U8t7lS to Tortured Poets on Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department wapo.st/3wcZaZV to Operation: Post-Dobbs Edition wapo.st/4bdVkyq
[A mysterious, disheveled New Founder materializes suddenly out of thin air, looking worse for wear.] Mysterious, disheveled New Founder: One more thing! Put in: “And just to be clear, the president can’t do crimes.” wapo.st/3U8t7lS
“but if the president does it, maybe, isn’t it, you know, not illegal” *Richard Nixon, enraged, comes bursting out of the earth*
listen everyone knows that if the president says “oops” it’s not illegal
“a tautology you can’t escape” is the name of my debut album
here is what I wrote after yesterday’s oral arguments wapo.st/4bdsY7J
What family doesn’t love to hear the cries of, “Wait! Before you take action to save the patient’s life, let’s check which state we’re in! To the rule book!” or “Doctor! Stop right there! I’m Justice Samuel Alito!” washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…
.@petridishes has done the impossible! She has found out what actual tortured poets think about @TaylorSwift's new album. You read that correctly! Here are reviews from Edgar Allan Poe, T.S. Eliot, Emily Dickinson, Dante and many others: wapo.st/3UEeaJX
Samuel Taylor Coleridge: I loved “The Albatross”!!! Edgar Allan Poe: I kept waiting for other birds. Not enough birds in this album I would say overall washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…
From @petridishes: Tortured poets discuss Taylor Swift’s "The Tortured Poets Department" wapo.st/49OvIY1
good morning! the wireless praise printer is never far from my thoughts wapo.st/4cVLF1n
more questions for potential jurors wapo.st/3Jmo4tc
Some better questions for potential Trump jurors wapo.st/3Jmo4tc
wireless praise printer? used to be if you wanted someone to tell you everyone thinks highly of you my liege that was the job of a man in a robe! once again automation is taking away perfectly good jobs from
Justice Juan Merchan’s instructions to the jury pool lasted more than 20 minutes. As he read extended instructions to the jury, Donald Trump closed his eyes and at times appeared to nod off, then would abruptly catch himself and stiffen his posture. wapo.st/3Q7NOgv
She had only had the power since June of 2022. For most of her life she had thought of herself as a normal citizen of the 21st-century United States, endowed with the same rights as anyone else, and certainly no special ability to time travel wapo.st/3PTDJ6Y
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
malcolm cowley says True Confessions used to have a new editor every month picked from the youngest office typists to reflect the raw untutored urges of the public, & "after a month or so, she would become too sophisticated and they would fire her" for a newer, stupider editor
@petridishes Brilliant as always. I wish you were more widely read. It disheartens me to see how few comments your column receives at WAPO. Maybe because it never pops up naturally in the online edition - I have to search for it. Your work is perfect for Shouts and Murmurs in the New Yorker.
I'm going to keep listening because it is my literal job, but this is pretty much in the bag for Trump at this point. Remand to DC Circuit for decision on "official acts" and whether organizing a coup is one. After November, if Trump loses, SCOTUS will return to the issue.
@petridishes I want a biopic of him very badly!!!
To be clear, such an outcome could *effectively* immunize DJT by ensuring that the case never gets to a jury before the 2024 election.
Ugh CJR just floated "sending it back" to the court of appeals for more proceedings ....
Ugh CJR just floated "sending it back" to the court of appeals for more proceedings ....
Roberts: "The court of appeals did not get into a focused consideration of what facts we're talking about or what documents we're talking about... they did not look at what courts usually look at when... taking away immunity." And... that could be the ballgame
@petridishes Most entertaining founding father by a nose.
Kagan: Can the president order a coup? Sauer: If it's.. I did the job... Kagan: CAN THE PRESIDENT ORDER A COUP? Sauer: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT HE CAN!
@TheCommanderRod @PostOpinions @petridishes @TaylorSwift @midnight_pals Mary Shelley: I was promised they were gonna be tortured
“ I need 55 rebounds, 55 assists, 55 steals….”
Yes there’s a playoff game happening currently but more importantly Steve Ballmer is talking to Tim Robinson
i get so mad when someones watching a cartoon in a movie and they're losing their mind laughing and its just woody woodpecker walking around or something. it isnt that funny. you are Lying to your audience
"He needs sunlight. He needs activity." they talk about him like he's a dog.
Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment
@PostOpinions @petridishes You just gave tortured poets the platform they are ode.
before you criticize the tortured poets department you have to realize they’re under a lot of pressure to meet certain quantitative metrics of output in order to qualify for continued funding
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