Code27 @code2seven

Code Red = Fire | Code Adam = Missing Child | Code 27 = #dearcustomer Retail Joined May 2012

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The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard

5 years ago

District manager *on a snowy day - Contact your employees and see if they can come in. Let them know that their safety is our number one priority. #retailproblems

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Code27 @code2seven

5 years ago

I’d like to know at what point #dearcustomer thinks “ya know I’ve decided I don’t want these items. Let’s put them whereverthefuck because someone gets PAID to put them back”.

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#dearcustomer, NO, WE DONT HAVE IT IN STOCK NO, WE WILL NOT GET ANY BEFORE CHRISTMAS NO, WE CAN NOT GUARANTEE IT WILL ARRIVE BY XMAS IF YOU ORDER ON-LINE Your options are: pick something else, drive to another location or fuck off. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!! #retailsucks

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CartNarcs @CartNarcs

5 years ago

Agent Bon Garçon is not hearing anything from lazybones apologists.

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The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard

5 years ago

Why I hate #dearcustomer and surveys- Customer feedback: Staff was very friendly, and the cashier was very helpful and polite. Store was clean and well organized. Please rate 1-10: 7 #retailproblems

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The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard

5 years ago

The look you get from #dearcustomer when you show them the “Up to” in front of “50% off”. #retailproblems

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Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33

5 years ago

Day 7 of selling 0 Valentine’s Day merchandise that HAD to be set at 6 am on December 26th. I tweet this every year and nothing ever changes. #retailproblems

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Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33

5 years ago

We have managed staying open through a pandemic, call outs, extra trucks, no UPS deliveries, #dearcustomer mask fuck ups, and an endless parade of new employees and managers through our busiest time of the year... District Manager:The store is a little dusty. *burn it all*

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The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard

5 years ago

When you tell #dearcustomer that you’re not getting any more Christmas merchandise. #retailproblems

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CartNarcs @CartNarcs

5 years ago

This animated feature is a good teaching tool for children, and a great response to all the lazybones who try the , "It's somebody's job" excuse.

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Code27 @code2seven

5 years ago

When you see that #dearcustomer waking up to the door after you’ve closed

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CartNarcs @CartNarcs

5 years ago

We will, thanks!

AJ Styles @AJStylesOrg

5 years ago

We will, thanks!

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Customer Service @KrustyCusty

5 years ago

Yes yes yes yes yes yes #coronavirus #WearAMaskChallenge

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CartNarcs @CartNarcs

5 years ago

#Preach

Frank Page @AHolesOfCary

5 years ago

#Preach

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Code27 @code2seven

5 years ago

#dearcustomer STOP OPENING PACKAGES! THEY ARE CLEAR OR HAVE A PICTURE FOR A REASON!!!!

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Code27 @code2seven

5 years ago

#dearcustomer if it feels like I’m giving you almost overweening customer service, we closed 20 mins ago. 😒

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Code27 @code2seven

5 years ago

#dearcustomer if I can see your nose, you’re doing it wrong 😩

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Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo

5 years ago

One is a mask. The other is a chin guard. No one told you to wear a chin guard. Wear a mask.

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The Angry Server @AngryServerLife

5 years ago

Yall. Restaurants are holding on by A THREAD right now. Dont DEMAND your food is paid for if it gets messed up. People make mistakes, and those businesses desperately need that income. Not some bitching Karen who had to wait 40 mins.

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(Formerly!) RetailMusings 🇵🇸 @MusingsInRetail

5 years ago

"You know you're being brainwashed, right?" "Are you that afraid that the virus is gonna get you?" "I have to wear a mask here, but it's ok to go protest, right?" It's store policy, plain & simple. If you're that upset about it, shop elsewhere & leave me alone.