Andrew Bickerton @coder4hire
Breaking servers and educating angry people on Twitter since before I was born! uk.linkedin.com/pub/andrew-bic… ÜT: 53.189113,-3.057346 Joined January 2010-
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IT IS TIME The man looked up from his beach chair. "Really? I've only just retired." Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And yet... It didn't. CURIOUS Vetinari shrugged. "I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit"
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It is rare to see developers truly understand their interactions with DBs in distributed systems. I now have a clear thread to point them too!
Wow! 🤯 Thank you @Radiolab for your podcast on the Null family!! All of #sqlfamily #sqlhelp should listen to this! chrt.fm/track/53A61E/p… feeds.wnyc.org/radiolab
It is fantastic to see the observability improvements that are coming in 22.1 of cockroachDB! This will massively help identify the root cause of slow transactions!
It is fantastic to see the observability improvements that are coming in 22.1 of cockroachDB! This will massively help identify the root cause of slow transactions!
Had a great time being interviewed on our adoption of @CockroachDB youtu.be/QRAwT7cbfiA
TLDR; Don't store files in a DB. Good list of alternatives, I'd also add storing meta data about the files in a DB is a good idea though.
TLDR; Don't store files in a DB. Good list of alternatives, I'd also add storing meta data about the files in a DB is a good idea though.
Come work with a great team who are building the automation tooling behind our growing database estate! Feel free to contact me if you have questions. #hiring linkedin.com/jobs/view/2880…
The tactics of the NZ authorities to deal with their protestors made me chuckle bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
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🚨"Who exactly does the @metpoliceuk work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)
Just saw that the Spectator has dissed the wheel of time TV series. It must be a good show then!
I love the approach in this thread on pick one thing you really care about and make it better. I think about myself as pessimistic optimist "Lots of things are crap, but we can make it better!"
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When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway
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Tabs ❌ Spaces ❌ Fibonacci ✅
Tabs ❌ Spaces ❌ Fibonacci ✅
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Windows 11 installed, wsl2 updated, virtualization enabled, got my kind cluster up with CockroachDB running in it 😁 Next I'm going to see if I can get a ps1 module written to spin up my Dev env, inc .net connected to cockroach... #codingweekend
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