Tim N @collablifenerd
Engineer, nerd, futurist, lover of all things odd and amazing (hence life), purveyor of dad jokes collab.life Tampa, Florida Joined December 2013-
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I was going to delete X but the @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk memes makes me realize, everyone voted for Musk without even realizing. Fitting, small pockets for small hands. Guess we know who really runs the country. #babypresident #smallhands #smallpockets
If Trump doesn't win, I am officially recommending @MartinShkreli to the @SenateGOP. Push him forward as the next candidate. Trump vibes but way younger, plus he likes Wu Tang, and they are forever even if presidents aren't.
Everyone talks about people behind their back once they know them. You only have to worry about the ones who hide what they're saying.
If someone asked me to explain humanity, it would go like this: You can get a million people to agree peeing in a pool is gross, but you will never be able to stop it from happening.
whether dream or reality, it matters not as long as we accept that we all play a role, we should accept that responsibility and try to lead by example. we should be our best selves whenever possible and remember to pick ourselves up again when we fall down. because to continue…
Cloudflare has Calls in beta, read the API documentation yesterday, looks like a good way to create a SIP to API broker to use their CDN to the end user. Nice, now if I could just get a web3 deployable PBX/Session Manager
Just remember @elonmusk helped create Paypal and this is the interface choices they make:
Looking at this 3560-CX and realizing I need to do a proper power assessment of my home networking gear to figure out the most efficient configuration for the lower power draw while maintaining 10gbps.
I may or may not have lost a micro sd card from a spring loaded drive slot...
What if the universe is so meh because the data was just a screenscrape of the previous universe because they didn't pay the universal overlords access to the API?
Haven't updated my blog in forever, didn't want to deal with shortening URLs manually and made it default Ctrl+V behavior. collab.life/2023/12/replac…
Just how many did they drop before they settled on the name, "rolls". #holidaythoughts
When given the choice to be finite or infinite, I would always choose finite. With everything, nothing has meaning. But with very little, everything becomes meaningful.
Your perspective is based on your place in the universe. Your place in the universe is something you decide.
You can always be the person you want to be if you start practicing today.
My wife is the person I need most in life, I would be amiss to not remind her of it daily.
Your earliest memory is of the womb and that blanket you snuggle under is just a reminder of a time before worries.

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