cool std @cool_std
interzone Joined March 2013-
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#thatmomentwhen you realize you forgot to wash your mangled genitals
do you ever just stare at the edge of the toilet, just like this
cool costume ideas: sexy piranha, sexy barracuda, sexy sturgeon, sexy minnow, sexy trout, sexy lamprey
everybody throw yourselves on the ground like you do not care grovel around grovel around
i call my shits "movements" so i can imagine bach judging them and being like "mmhmmmm"
soaking here alone. the pipes are gushing. I've moved my autographed Heat LPs but I think the 1/100tg gundams are logged
speaking of requests, here's 311. sorry officer, I'm a conscious human being, I never would have
an educated horse must've mixed this drink. there's plenty of grenadine but more than a smack of haystraw
process your perversities with the therapist now or you'll end up ordering your Alzheimer's night nurse to a&p for honey roasted peanuts
I've got somethin' to show ya, oh wee oh wee oh it's my twisted sense of shame
dear mCarena: it's not working and we both know it. you can have the Site Lord party favors.
The rise and fall of the third western civilization and twinkies
zodiac fan club for the slugs on my knoll last night. DISASTER . too many libras
green beans almondine. my gma betty's recipe was so damn good we buried her with it. now we all miss it more than her #oops
let me sing you the song of my people. *inserts Richard petty memorial into VCR and cracks tub of Betty crocker*
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Bleep / StuartG @HiImBleep
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repulsiveﷺ @CBoyardee
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