courtney Rodermund @cor_44

Over the moon webb city Joined July 2012

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

4 months ago

If you have a conversation with a married man, then send pictures of it to his wife you aren’t a girls girl. You’re a sneaky cunt and a bad friend. She knows what he’s up to and their relationship is their business. You just aren’t mature enough for male friends. It’s that simple

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

9 months ago

@DerrickL did they really find the Brown U shooter?

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

a year ago

I would like to age like fine wine. I seem to be aging like apple cider vinegar in the window sill with a June bug in it 🪲🍇

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

a year ago

If you are starting nonsense with a woman over 40 there is a good chance she has to fight for her life every time she poops. She has no room in her heart for shenanigans

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

2 years ago

What’s the difference between broke and broken

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2 years ago

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

2 years ago

It’s free to be kind. I’m not saying money buys everything, but if someone walked up and handed me $1000 I’d let them be pretty mean to me for awhile. Act how you want, just be willing to pay for it.

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

2 years ago

Camping trip!

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

@ScottRouse3 please cover some new stuff in gypsy rose Blanchard. Is she ok? Is she a broken toy? She blows my mind. Love all you guys and thanks for the behavior panel!

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

Meds wore off so I guess I’m awake now

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 10 free gifts ? I‘m claiming 10 free gifts, valued at $274.91 temu.com/s/11YKm7gGbw2q…

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

They should remake the movie Twins with @jackblack and @jasonmomoa

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

@Disney please collaborate with Anthony Hopkins and Michael Cain to get a live action sword and the stone going. If Melissa McCarthy is up to it she could nail the marvelous mad madam mim

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

Literally anything carbonated poured slowly over a heaping amount of ice is an emotional reset for me. Who did it first on a commercial? Pepsi? 7up? Who cares but I love it

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

Don't chase your dreams. Humans are persistence predators. Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until it stops and lies down.

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

spot.fund/n1m1vst Every tiny bit helps 🩷I also have some items up on marketplace to further the fund. I’m also happy to do a commission piece for anyone that’s looking to chip in but has specific tastes. He’s in surgery today will update

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

At McDonald’s Me: (checks hubs burger to make sure it’s made right ) it’s correct but you’ll have 6 pickles by the time you eat it Husband: because they’re mating? 🙄 Me: 😃😆

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

@horror_flick_66 This freaked us out so hard we adjusted our living wills. In the event of non consensual surgical mutations I wish to be restored to original form with the use of bionic technology. I’m hoping for an iron man situation, but I also don’t drink tea from strangers, so…

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courtney Rodermund @cor_44

3 years ago

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part. You need a valid, in date government issued ID to cash checks, send money, buy beer, buy cigarettes, buy glue, buy cold medicine. Spending>$1000 on just about anything will likely need an ID.