caroline @cppinney

I just ended a phone call meaning to say “good deal” and accidentally mixed it with “no problem.” So ultimately I just told them “no deal.” And hung up...

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John Barron @barronjohn1946

5 years ago

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

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caroline @cppinney

5 years ago

Is it a normal thing to get a wave of existentialism mid day every Christmas or is that just my sister and me

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caroline @cppinney

5 years ago

To the people with small cars driving around with stuffed animals lining the back window: how come?

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caroline @cppinney

5 years ago

Caroline Perrin and I played a little scrabble last night and now I’m concerned about my friend

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caroline @cppinney

5 years ago

Was woken up from a dream that I was dating Adam Driver last night via my dog puking at 5 a.m. talk about a buzzkill

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caroline @cppinney

5 years ago

A little girl kept coughing and staring at me on the plane I was on in front of me so this is how I blocked her out

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caroline @cppinney

5 years ago

Think I have a crush on a fly

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Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris

5 years ago

I will always fight for a woman’s right to make a decision about her own body. It should be her decision and not Donald Trump’s.

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caroline @cppinney

5 years ago

Just want everyone to know before they see it all over memes that I coined B.C. As “before corona” months ago, you’re welcome- all of you.

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Arlan 👊🏾 @ArlanWasHere

5 years ago

Jacob Blake’s sister *did* that.

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k @Kay_y32

5 years ago

#kylerittenhouse shot someone prior to the video circling online in the street. That is why a crowd started to chase him. Here, I did the work for you @KenoshaPolice #Kenosha video 1