Cody @cpt_codfish

Brighton Joined June 2011

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Sat in a bar in Vietnam and The LA's There she goes comes on. Scousers, worldwide.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

If you can cross the city by foot in less than an hour it's the same fucking place.

Brighton Argus @brightonargus

2 years ago

If you can cross the city by foot in less than an hour it's the same fucking place.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Mighty Boosh have done a fine job. This is all I could see in this bleak story. Fair play.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Every top dick head in one place.

Memeulous @Memeulous

2 years ago

Every top dick head in one place.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Can't believe I just had to say to a grown adult "crunchy isn't a flavour". Fuck me.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Just fucking ask if you can use the toilet. Breezing in and out like your Mr FuckingInvisible just makes me and every bartender think you're a rude cunt.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Stop eating wings with a knife an fork. Same goes for tacoa and burgers.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

"I'll take a errrm..." You'll take fuck all sausage. You may have something if I don't think your an utter whopper.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Genuinely didn't realise Vodafone was still a thing till I just seen a Wimbledon ad... Thought they fucked off with one2one.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Found a pub where no one I know drinks. Fucking class.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

At what age to folk decide socks an sandals combo is acceptable? Cos it's fucking not like.

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Cody @cpt_codfish

2 years ago

Didn't take any dinner pictures but @wildflorhove is fucking outrageous. Food and service incredible. Nice one 🤘

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Any Scouser allowing/encouraging this behaviour from their kids should be taken directly to Ken Dodds grave and told to sit there till they understand exactly what they've done wrong. All the while Gerry and the Pacemakers rings through their fucking ears.