travis fka fart simpson @crow_death
Just a fungi. brutally handsome. former child. Sith Lord. scared of my shadow. the mystic realm Joined August 2021-
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He’s moving so it wouldn’t be funny
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My neighbor told me girls can’t watch anime
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If you chant “anime” goku becomes real
I think about what happens if Jess forgets her songs and it’s like the movie Yesterday and I have to rewrite all her songs. They would not be good. But man ok that would suck. I need her to record her songs so I can listen to them.
When Jess and I were first married, we didn’t have a lot of dvds and no cable but we did watch the first ten seasons of the simpsons like they were church. We even watched the directors commentary.
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