Flint @crypt3d_
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I Kenya we joke alot. Got this from China for ksh3000 while here in Kenya from Jumia its over ksh34000🥲
Sikuizi kinyozi kabla wakupige na mkia ya ng'ombe wanakupiga na blow dry, we're losing masculinity bana
My friend's dad accidentally became the most popular person in his apartment building because he didn't understand the group chat. Someone posted, “Does anybody have a ladder?” He replied, “Yes.” Then nothing. The person eventually knocked on his door, borrowed the ladder, and returned it. A few days later, somebody asked if anyone could help carry a sofa upstairs. He replied, “Yes.” He helped. Then someone needed a ride to the hardware store. “Yes.” For about two months, this retired man responded to nearly every request with the same single word. His daughter finally explained that he wasn't obligated to help everybody. He looked offended. “I know that.” “Then why do you keep saying yes?” He shrugged. “People keep needing things I can do.” Last month, the building organized a little birthday party for him in the lobby. He showed up carrying extra folding chairs because he thought somebody might need them.
If you want to drive across East Africa in one loop, this is the route I first took in 2024. Five countries, six borders and roughly 4,400 km, starting and ending in Dar es Salaam. The Rwanda–Burundi border is closed, so the loop drops back into Tanzania to get into Burundi.
Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
Naamka nashangaa mtungi ya keg inafanya nini kwangu kumbe sikutoka locals mamae
@xysist Mombasa ni Moja i guess.. ana traverse coast region kama Ludwin Kraft
Watch A imekua ikigain 3 minutes a day sasa inanishow imefika masaa za kukunywa
seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit
Xi Jinping please save us, you need the tighten the digital walls 😭
Hii ndio ilikua suitcase ya millenials😂😂na calendar side ya nyuma
Ресторан BOXPARK. Лондон. Мусульманин ведёт себя агрессивно. Его выводят и успокаивают. Он замахивается на охранника и тут что-то пошло не так... Охранник: Джулиус Фрэнсис. Бывший боксёр. Чемпион Британии. В 2000 дрался с Тайсоном После завершения карьеры работает охранником
Listen to the former Rift Valley Regional Commissioner, now Governor Natembeya's analogy on cattle rustling in the Rift Valley. Natembeya should be CS Interior at some point......he has the mind for it.
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"Nilisema ufunge ni kama unafungua. Sasa shikilia mpaka taon"
Counterfeit lazima niifanyie cleansing isiniue
@NanjieGalgalo Wamasai wakae wapi
Some people are really out there living life man
Found a dude on Instagram recording his adventures smuggling diesel off east Africa
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