Cubicle Hack @cubiclehack
I work in a cube farm, like a gazillion other loosers. Photo by silent_e on flickr West Coast Joined February 2009-
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I think I was in an Inception like dream state when I signed up for Google Wave - it was a good idea, just not real.
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Unfortunately for the people in this elevator, I had a burrito for lunch.
The reception area smells like farts. Good thing we don't have customers coming in that often.
Enter to win! Aki Mahjong, Mondo Solitaire, Mondo Top 5, Mr. Sudoku, or an iPad. Yes, an iPad! #Ambrosia http://bit.ly/ASWiPad
the free @digg app is here for iphone! they're giving out a custom colorware ipad each day for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://bit.ly/diggapp
Why does the Sales Dept get all the hot chicks? Seriously? I know there are hot geek chicks in the world, just not in my cubicle farm.
I love my job, seriously. It's the only place I can surf the web and get paid.
I think I'm going to replace my desk with one built completely out of Legos. It would be more much more adjustable and ergonomic
Oscars are this weekend. No nominations for "I Love You Beth Cooper" so I'm boycotting this year's show.
I think we need street artist to design cubicles. That would liven things up a bit around here.
Follow @drobo to win a free DroboPro! http://bit.ly/iOCzM
So glad to be out of the farm for a couple of days. Hoping to catch Watchmen at some point.
No layoffs today, just the wanker in customer service who thought it was OK to look at porn at work. What a moron.
After sleeping on it, if the hot chick from HR is with the Pink Slip Fairy and I get RIF'd, I'll tell her we know she's sleeping with a VP.
Rumor has it the pink slip fairy will be visiting the cubicle farm tomorrow. I like my padded box. Really, gray is my color.
Facilities Guy is *really* pissed about that toilet. We just got an angry email about plunger etiquette. He still thinks it was me.
Someone clogged the toilet (again) and the facilities guy thought it was me. He hates me. That must be why my cube has no heat.
Corporate bonuses don't seem to make into the cubicle farm. Well, if you consider free office supplies, I guess we get a bonus.
ARGH! Don't wear so much perfume in the cube farm. You smell like a cheap hooker! Wait, you free for lunch?
I'm randomly adding people who mention cubicles in their tweets. Since I spend 1/3 of my shackled in one, I might as well enjoy it.
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