Max @culversrootbeer

holy wah! | (he/him) Joined February 2012

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Jay @slaycou1ee

3 days ago

litteraly the best mother-off of the new era and it’s not even close like we all remember where we were

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Samantha 🐇 @specfictions

5 days ago

The salmon are running once again, I am pleased to announce that life is still resilient and miraculous

Samantha 🐇 @specfictions

12 months ago

One must imagine the salmon as happy!

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hamburger helper?? i hardly even..... Wait. Yes i do. I do know her in fact. My memory has not been the same since the incident. While it might have left me with scars and rendered me awkward, it did not hinder my ability to extend empathy to those suffering. I should Help her.

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santos-inistas @JDabknee

a week ago

Edging implies a degree of free-time and so is inherently bourgeois. Cranking it is proletarian, the working man’s orgasm.

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puckwatcher @puckwatcherr

a week ago

no it's cool no yeah i actually like sitting here listening to the unnerving ESPN haunted office ASMR while i wait for the hockey game to start

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clare @sadderlizards

2 weeks ago

someone who doesn’t care about the birds around them is someone who is not ensouled

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ibis(ALL bird eater)👻𓅠 @tired_ibis

2 weeks ago

wjen . when you have. a friemd💚💚💚💚💚

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Aurora Britt @Britt4rva

2 weeks ago

the apocalypse is gunna have like two gunfights a year max and you’ll probably lose the second and die instantly. Zombie shows did so much damage to our brains man. You don’t want the apocalypse you are just desperate for COMMUNITY. Go make friends bro.

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sharmila regebait 🍉 @anyataylorgoy

2 weeks ago

🇵🇸 @becanenY

3 weeks ago

Pq tous les profs d'histoire sont de gauche c'est quoi la vraie explication

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dash @thedigitaldash_

3 weeks ago

being an adult is very very difficult most of the time but it has been astronomically better than being a child. i don’t miss childhood at all. despite everything this is still the most i’ve ever felt like myself!

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pinkishlefty @pinkishlefty

3 weeks ago

If college being free for everyone would make a college education worthless you are blatantly admitting a college education exists to be a class gateway

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🪦␒🪦 @devicecontrol2

3 weeks ago

Sounds like these 23 people are very important, maybe even crucial to your operation and their paychecks should reflect that

Washington State Ferries @wsferries

3 weeks ago

This morning, 23 engine room employees called in sick. Every employee qualified to fill those positions has declined to fill them and keep the ferries running. (1/6)

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ComradeCamera @comradecamera

3 weeks ago

I wouldn't be surprised if everyone quits. Posting about employees using sick days, the salary of some, and then trying to shame them back to work like it's a burger joint with a sweaty shift lead? Wow.