Wilma Turdbewarm @dancingjobby
Crude and vulgar with a ridiculous toilet sense of humour that embarrasses my mother no end:) Glasgow Joined September 2010-
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Are you a music fan? twitpic.com/8o63p5
@SisterWhitloe Can't wait to hear how that emerges at the other end;)
@BruceDevlin @TeaLady24 Oh I'm just fine and dandy, sweet scent of poos keeps me going;)
All this talk of pancakes has piqued my desire for a pattacake twitpic.com/8mq60r
Breakfast nom, nom:) twitpic.com/8mq5ie
@AyeGimp That, my friend, is a very accurate description, you do have a way with words :)
@Ayegimp Just for you:) twitpic.com/8mq2m4
@crapulent Be careful you don't graduate to this soon... twitpic.com/8mq27l
@AyeGimp Closely followed by the first jobby of the day twitpic.com/8mq1p9
This is an Antlion, it does a jobby once every two and a half years! Constipation a go-go or what? twitpic.com/8mpz7w
Poo, Poo, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub - all present and correct ;)
Occasionally, ball-kicking is actually the most lady-like thing one can do. some.ly/s9InYt via @someecards
See this face? This is my "I don't give a fuck" face. some.ly/sSXIqf via @someecards
@RawWhore quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim
@DundeePoet @someecards when one must, one must, just remember to do a wee dance straight after;)
I think the shits you don't give have run their intestinal course. some.ly/rVCzY8 via @someecards
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