I’ll pat myself on the back for a sec and say there aren’t many sports I am bad at! BUT... i can not, for the life of me, make an empty toilet roll in the trash can while sitting on the toilet. Just can’t do it...
hey guys this is mike. i cannot tweet right now. i am being held against my will by tom hanks at a fema camp. i hope to spea– (transmission interrupted)
On a separate note, life is weird. Waking up each day on this spinning rock where some people work for other people and other people have people work for them.
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