Ben @benhasthoughts

Joined February 2012

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Ben @benhasthoughts

2 years ago

Missed the trash can with a ball of paper from no more than two feet today in front of potential customer. No chance I’m making this sale anymore

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

I have vivid memories of going to reds games as a kid when the Banks was nothing more than a hole in the ground and a Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill

THEStateOfCincinnati @TheStateOfCincy

3 years ago

I have vivid memories of going to reds games as a kid when the Banks was nothing more than a hole in the ground and a Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

Boys who were born circa September, 1995 and got an iPod nano in 2008 that was secretly full of Rihanna are excited about this halftime show

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

It's a goal of mine every year to learn a new skill but I always do a bad job of keeping track of my progress. This year I'm trying to figure out film photography. Here's the start: Curious Cows

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

Forgot to freeze an ice pack for my lunchbox today so I used a pound of frozen beef to keep my lunch cold and now I’m gonna make chili since it’s thawed. Real men of genius

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

The absolutely best way to find out your AirPods are dead is right when you get to the gym and they’re blaring HGTV

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3 years ago

I asked my little cousin if she heard that Santa had gotten run over by a reindeer and she started crying. Oops

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

I’m now thinking about buying my neighbor’s Rottweiler a Pooh bear chew toy for Christmas

Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

3 years ago

I’m now thinking about buying my neighbor’s Rottweiler a Pooh bear chew toy for Christmas

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

What’s the worst household chore?

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

Can’t believe the reds got outbid

Jeff Passan @JeffPassan

3 years ago

Can’t believe the reds got outbid

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

England as a nation needs to apologize for Phil Foden’s haircut

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

Ages 27-29 feel way older than ages 30-32. 27-29 are the elderly years of youth. The end is near. 30-32 are the teenage years of adulthood. You have the rest of your life in front of you

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

Raise your hand if you grew up thinking that Olive Garden was a pristine example of fine dining

Alex Cohen @anothercohen

3 years ago

Raise your hand if you grew up thinking that Olive Garden was a pristine example of fine dining

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

Buster Posey hitting a grand slam in game 5 of the 2012 NLDS was my 9/11

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

I also went my entire college career without allowing a touchdown

Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL

3 years ago

I also went my entire college career without allowing a touchdown

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

This is an impossibly bad call

FCCincinnatus @FCCincinnatus

3 years ago

This is an impossibly bad call

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Ben @benhasthoughts

3 years ago

Napoleon, on the verge of losing at Waterloo:

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3 years ago

Napoleon, on the verge of losing at Waterloo:

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Being a Reds fan from 2019-2022 has been a fever dream. This apology, Marty retiring, Puig, Votto still bangs, getting shutout in the Covid playoffs, Amir Garrett fighting everyone, Miley no-hitter, trading away the team, Phil Castellini. Non stop madness