there are two teams named after socks
stop correcting me saying there are more teams than two ok 1. I do not care and 2. I didn’t say there were only two teams I just only knew two okkkkkk have a good day
@danielleweisber and one that's just the name of a color now, after ditching the sock reference (ok, stockings technically).
@danielleweisber And there’s a team that’s afraid of getting hit by trolley cars.
@danielleweisber And named after people jumping out of the way of trolleys
@danielleweisber Also none for this frightening specimen
@danielleweisber Don’t love the Guardians but people should read on how the Pittsburgh Pirates got their name. Pretty sure Black Beard didn’t sail up the Allegheny-
@danielleweisber @pattonoswalt I just found out there are three teams the Cincinnati Reds stockings.
@danielleweisber Rich probably was rooting for another, very masculine, undergarment, the Jockstraps.
@danielleweisber @pattonoswalt OMG finally my @whitesox have entered the national conversation