danvaleta @danvaleta

Desde que o Thomas Bangalter se aposentou de uma longa carreira de bagunçar a cena da música eletrônica, ele vem bagunçando a cena da música eletrônica mais do que nunca. youtube.com/watch?v=5BMvgd…

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

O universo conspira contra mim. Mas eu também conspiro contra o universo, então no fim do dia fica tudo elas por elas.

Uma parte considerável do meu trabalho consiste em aturar essa ladainha idiota.

Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz

10 months ago

Last quarter I announced a milestone. 30% of our code is now written by AI. I called it "engineering velocity." The board loved that phrase. They didn't ask what the code does. Neither did we. It compiles. Usually. That's the metric. Someone asked about testing. I said

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Meio que estava na cara, mas após o sequenciamento genético do DNA do homem, a ciência confirmou: Hitler tinha pau pequeno thetimes.com/article/e7284a…

Marina Silva é aconselhada a fazer propaganda de bet para ser respeitada no Senado

Ghibli Museum - Mitaka, Japão

Super Nintendo World - Universal Park Osaka

Kiyomizu-dera Temple, Kyoto

Nikko Sanctuary - Japan

Ontem fui na catedral de Dracena (interior de SP) pro casamento da minha prima, e pra minha surpresa, apesar de Jesus seguir a representação idiota de branquelo de olho claro, Maria é retratada de forma mais histórica, com pele escura e traços semitas.

Algum maluco usou AI para recriar o álbum Rubber Soul dos Bealtes, mas no estilo da Motown: youtube.com/watch?v=ecsg4V…

First flawless victory at @PlayTheBazaar

Depois de passarmos vergonha internacional no débito e no crédito, agora estamos aceitando dinheiro também...

WarTranslated @wartranslated

2 years ago

A BRICS banknote was presented at the summit in Kazan. It is supposedly a "symbol of joint work" of the organization's members. In particular, at the summit, Russia wanted to present the creation of an alternative system of international payments without the use of the dollar.

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Cartum para a @revistapiaui Texto de @_puppet piaui.folha.uol.com.br/diario-vida-se…

Excelente artigo sobre a corrosão democrática global, desfazendo o mito de que o modelo social-democrata está ruindo por que não consegue entregar resultados econômicos. revistaid.com.br/p/um-mal-enten…

A "chama eterna da democracia", monumento em Brasília, está apagada por falta de gás. Poético. www1.folha.uol.com.br/poder/2024/08/…

Me dói na alma admitir, mas esses aceleracionistas que querem derrubar a civilização e começar de novo? Eles tem lá uma certa razão youtube.com/watch?v=GD2-xP…

Passando pra lembrar que o problema não são "os evangélicos", são "os cristãos". www1.folha.uol.com.br/equilibrioesau…

É *tão bom* ter novos episódios de Doctor Who que não foram escritos por uma batata que teve um aneurisma.