Dark Agile @dark_agile

Bullshit and hate over programming. Down the backlog. Joined August 2017

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tinybaby @tinybaby

6 years ago

lmao

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I Am Devloper @iamdevloper

6 years ago

if you slept a little less you can really increase the velocity of your sprint

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Alex Hadjadj @c0unt0

7 years ago

The next time the udemy guy tells me that coding my own game is simpler than I think, honestly, I will stab something in the crotch.

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ɞ @binnie

7 years ago

// TODAY IN LATE C4PITALISM Lol avec un majuscule.......... attention c’est tellement dark que c’est limite trop dark pour @dark_agile ⚠️

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Dark Agile @dark_agile

7 years ago

we used to write code without that piece of shit of framework #BragAboutYourGeneration

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ɞ @binnie

7 years ago

je me suis demandé pourquoi — dans le fond — nous trouvions les entwepweneuhs qui consomment de la smartfood «par manque de temps» si agaçants🥛🕐 ⤵️ medium.com/@binnie/les-zi…

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Dark Agile @dark_agile

8 years ago

enligthen me, please

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Dark Agile @dark_agile

8 years ago

That time they made you leave your nice and comfortable IDE to join a mini ping pong table and you felt annoyed and disoriented 🖤

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Dark Agile @dark_agile

8 years ago

welcome to the new followers here please don’t forget to send me your capacity for next sprint even though that shit doesn’t make any sense nor you ever knew how to rigorously calculate it

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daguy666 @daguy666

8 years ago

This is a very true statement ...

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Dark Agile @dark_agile

8 years ago

omg this fucking looks like the black lodge from twin peaks this is freaking me out so much i’m freaked out

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poll: which kind of friday is it? is it the happy type, or the horrible status meeting / sprint retrospective type? btw statistically we should get a perfect 50/50 split here ; otherwise someone has been lying.