delaney @dasmith0129
Joined May 2013-
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Covid has taught me three things: 1. Our economy collapses as soon as it stops selling useless stuff to over indebted people 2. It is perfectly possible to reduce pollution 3. The lowest paid people in the country are essential to its functioning
@realDonaldTrump I’m cracking up right now 😂 this is suppose to be a joke right?
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THE LEGEND, THE QUEEN, THE ULTIMATE DADDY IS HERE. AT MIDNIGHT the @mileycyrus episode drops. High sex, girl on girl, foreplay, getting over heartbreak, therapy, love languages, guilt, trauma, blowjobs, and most importantly- TEA being spilled. ARE U READY @alexandracooper
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My friend’s dog, Max, finally caught its tail, and then didn’t know what to do with itself anymore.
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My wife says she doesn’t want a privacy fence because our dog won’t be able to enjoy the backyard view anymore😑
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Every "That's what she said" from The Office. Everyone stop what you are doing and watch this. x.com/chuuzus/status…
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lol remember that one time freshman year when i thought blacking out then going to the dining center would be a good idea!!!
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someone else: *says literally anything* my brain: don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it me: “that’s what she said”
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“how’s life going?” me: x.com/en_hahaha/stat…
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So my mom has a new boyfriend and his son keeps coming in my room and idek him or what’s going on
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