Steamed Sams @datwizzerd

She/her. The highly suggestible type. Wanna be Switch pals? SW-7704-2275-2222 Albuquerque, NM Joined March 2009

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Steamed Sams @datwizzerd

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@whirringblender Sam (she/her) This is Watson! absoludicrous @ gmail

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2 years ago

QUIZ: Which of Archie Manning’s garbage sons are you?

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2 years ago

Nothing on this earth could have prepared me for what she is making here.

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2 years ago

“It’s not like I’m going to appoint a misanthropic war criminal oil baron to my cabinet. I’m going to appoint his daughter.”

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

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Kamala Harris on “The View”: “I plan on having a Republican in my cabinet. You ask me what's the biggest difference between Joe Biden and me, that would be one of the differences.“

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philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

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Kamala Harris on “The View”: “I plan on having a Republican in my cabinet. You ask me what's the biggest difference between Joe Biden and me, that would be one of the differences.“

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Defector @DefectorMedia

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The truth is an inconvenience for Jake Tapper and Dana Bash: defector.com/the-truth-is-a…

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Steve Mayles @WinkySteve

2 years ago

Any DKC2 fans? Some might say it was the best of the games we made at Rare. Commission for @fernando_lobo20

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Think I witnessed this the other day. Guy who sped past us in the oncoming lane, ran at least two reds, cut multiple people off, and he plausibly could have been going to the hospital based on his direction. GUESS WHAT BITCH IT DOESN'T MATTER HE COULD HAVE KILLED PEOPLE

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

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Kamala Harris on “The View”: “I plan on having a Republican in my cabinet. You ask me what's the biggest difference between Joe Biden and me, that would be one of the differences.“

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philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

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Kamala Harris on “The View”: “I plan on having a Republican in my cabinet. You ask me what's the biggest difference between Joe Biden and me, that would be one of the differences.“

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Steamed Sams @datwizzerd

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Also this cuts across a lot of, um, federal lands

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This dude is not gonna make it

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Bob Iger should not get to do a smug interview on the red carpet, he should have to stand there and let every writer and actor stride up and kick him the balls

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2 years ago

This shit sucks and nobody wants it!!!

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

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Steamed Sams @datwizzerd

2 years ago

NFL trying to tear apart NATO

Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr

2 years ago

Germany, look away.

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2 years ago

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Variety @Variety

2 years ago

Orlando Bloom says he spoke to Andy Serkis about the upcoming #LordOfTheRings films: “I did speak to Andy [Serkis] and he did say they were thinking about how to do things. I was like, ‘How would that even work?’ And he was like, ‘Well, AI!’ and I was like, ‘Oh, OK!’”

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2 years ago

*longest fart noise ever recorded*

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@Very__Regular It’s not even anyone’s favorite bagel sandwich!!

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2 years ago

@kthorjensen @BAKKOOONN Dogs are obviously capable of doing business deals. Mine shook with me in a very professional manner.

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@CantEverDie Somehow this gave me cancer

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Jason Koebler @jason_koebler

2 years ago

After months of digging and reporting, I have learned where Facebook's bizarre AI spam (like "Shrimp Jesus") comes from, who is making it, how it works, and how it is monetized. Turns out Meta is directly paying people to spam FB with this stuff 404media.co/where-facebook…