CondimentRaccoon @CondimentRaccoo
Don’t touch that jar! I’m pickling something but I can’t remember what. Joined January 2020-
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A recipe for advanced chefs.
Happy holiday.
What, you DON’T have a parasocial relationship to your food vendors?
Lament of the mustard.
“Errands.” Plus misc sketches.
Unimaginable.
Advancements in food science.
Queen CondiRac loses her crown.
Look, raccoons are not naturally gifted bakers.
I’m everywhere. society6.com/lucy/collectio…
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@CondimentRaccoo fools were calling this girl dinner when clearly it was raccoon feast
@CondimentRaccoo Been doing the same thing with hummus and baby carrots. Good stuff.
@CondimentRaccoo More Condiment Raccoon? Yeff pleej.
@CondimentRaccoo my local cheese lady knows me AND my order and im going to see her tomorrow :)
ANOTHER boba shop opening in evanston?? i love boba but six boba shops is unnecessary..
@CondimentRaccoo Me and a kind of apple, only available in early fall. Mutsu, I miss you. Ginger Gold, we shall meet again.
Have we not all been Extremely Normal about mustard at some point in our lives
Lament of the mustard.
@CondimentRaccoo Mustard is hard! I, too, have made mustard only to realize that mine did not come out as I imagined it would.
@CondimentRaccoo I love quick pickling stuff too. Such an art to it. tweaking shit over time until you get like, the perfect flavor.
@CondimentRaccoo And this one! With tarragon!
@CondimentRaccoo Thanks! I've only had one of those. A few favs:
@CondimentRaccoo This is brilliant. I keep a "menu" list on the fridge because I can't think any more, but this visual guide is truly next level.
@CondimentRaccoo When I talked about the struggle of meal planning w my in laws, my FIL got up silently, walked into the kitchen, grabbed a Tupperware full of paper, shook it and said 'You just pick like 5 things from it and there you go.'
@CondimentRaccoo Reasons why Condiment Raccoon is a masterpiece: 1. It portraits me in every aspect; 2. It makes me feel good about being me; 3. It’s a raccoon; 4. The tiny teeth. The. Tiny. Teeth.
I FEEL THIS SO MUCH
@CondimentRaccoo I'll have what she's having.
@CondimentRaccoo You will always have a 👑 in my eyes ♥️
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