Elizabeth @typedformiles

She/her. Accidental housewife, former CRM product manager. Atlanta, GA Joined April 2009

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Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith

2 months ago

If you’re the third or fourth son in your family and you’re complaining about women and traditional family values know that traditionally you should be in a monastery.

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Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence

9 months ago

Sorry, I liked your tweet one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012

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alayna 🐦☕️🔜 twitchcon! @ihavebrewster

9 months ago

only the best trio in the franchise !!!

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9 months ago

only the best trio in the franchise !!! https://t.co/Xzm243KCMM

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Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann

9 months ago

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

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大賀一五🐰ラビとびら @taiga15

9 months ago

あけまして！今年もうさぎ年だし1月1日は11を耳に見立てて立ち耳うさぎの日です！おめでとうございます！！

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Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged

11 months ago

one of the most important things a human being could do in the mid 2000s was to eat food in portions of exactly one hundred calories

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Elizabeth @typedformiles

11 months ago

Guy behind me at Joyce Manor keeps complaining between songs that they’re “too short” and “they’d really do better if that song had a chorus” and I am really hoping it’s just a bad bit?

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

12 months ago

you can eat any mushroom once

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Combat from Baltimore @combatbaltimore

a year ago

Thinking about John Darnielle

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Elizabeth @typedformiles

a year ago

Marrying a great cook is turning out so well for me 💕

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atrophy wife 🎀 @zuza_real

a year ago

i tried to clean up my chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival

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America has a lot of faults as a country but we absolutely went off with garbage disposals in our kitchen sinks. “just use a food catcher?? scrape the food into the trash???” thank u Europe but we actually put loud finger-ripping chainsaws in our drains god bless❤️