Dave @dave8432

Houston Joined April 2009

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Dave @dave8432

a hour ago

@BrianRoemmele "we asked ourselves what's something that nobody asked for and nobody wants and we built that"

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15 hours ago

@CatchUpFeed I buy walmart's texas toast size loafs, cost about a buck fifty and I can make magic with them. Bread has been around since man figured out fire, this is beyond stupid.

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15 hours ago

@GuntherEagleman I wanna know what's in that big ass cube in the center, like is there a bathroom and a cafe or maybe a potato bar, they at least gotta have water right?

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@MarioNawfal Cows seem to have a wide range when it comes to intelligence, I've seen cows letting other cows out of their cages, I've seen them balance on large balls. I've also seen them charge head on into a barbwire fence with no provocation to do so whatsoever. Either way they is tasty.

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15 hours ago

@MarioNawfal Reminds me of the time a news crew was reporting on an old dude that went missing and while filming he was just walking down the street and they stopped him and said "hey you're that dude everyone is looking for"

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15 hours ago

@Shaughn_A2 My guess would be that the dude found her social media and figured "eh what the hell might as well give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe her online persona is just for clicks" then went on the date and found out no in fact her online persona is just her, a train wreck.

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Dave @dave8432

16 hours ago

@theSiliconSiren The amount of old new stock shoved in the back of government warehouses is probably beyond our comprehension, I know of 2 million USD of communications hardware that never got installed, just sat around because the project never got past the purchase phase.

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17 hours ago

@landofthe80s Not me, I was a loyal customer, battery of the month card holder, used the tube tester once or twice getting replacements for the living room TV. By the time I was old enough to work they didn't want hobbyist with knowledge, they wanted phone salesmen, fuck'em they made there bed

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a day ago

@VideoGameHstry I got the Simpson ripoff, thought is was something else, plays the same though

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a day ago

@SeanLackey2 @MarcoFoster_ @UFOChronicles Always has been from the start of her career she didn't know you couldn't use other people's jokes in her act, she's just a fat old angry lesbian that hates for the sake of hating

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a day ago

@LukaLev @Shaughn_A2 if a woman hits you don't hit back, pick her up and throw her in the dumpster, she can explain to the cops why she's in there

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Dave @dave8432

a day ago

@LukaLev nah man, marriage is good, kids are good, respect her as much as she respects you and everything will be good, do the dishes and clean the bathroom once in a while and she won't stop bragging about you to her friends

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a day ago

@PoorDecisionsMW @todayyearsold I thought all those knobs and buttons were to fuck with each seat's audio and video displays how else and I suppose to watch ET with no audio on a 5 hour flight

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a day ago

@LukaLev I hold the door open and ask "are you an asshole" if the lady looks at me in surprise I shut the door and tell them to fuck off through the glass till they go back to their car and make a pathetic tiktok, sometimes I help them with the gas pump by putting in diesel

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a day ago

@shellshockkk Did he put sanitizer on his axe first? Maybe that's why she's throwing a fit she don't want to interact with no dirty axes.

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a day ago

@cfromthewoods @LukaLev Beanie babies where a thing before that there was Cabbage Patch dolls now apparently we have murderous whores in wheelchairs

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a day ago

@LukaLev Whatever lady can you just give me my latte so we can both get on with our day oh and there's a couple of homeless guys jerking off behind the dumpster by the drive thru

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a day ago

@StopTheCorrupt @HCPrecinct4 @LesleyBrionesTX Doesn't look like "blue no matter who" is working out so well.

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2 days ago

@bigolemrknish @TaraBull Oh it'll get worse if they don't get a top of some kind on that tub, I'd guess by the time they got back to shore the women were screaming "throw the fucker overboard"

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Dave @dave8432

2 days ago

@LukaLev ALL women are crazy, there's just levels, you have to pick the yelling at you for leaving hair in the bathtub ones and avoid the ones that will drown your children in it ones