Dave @davehellsmith

Fullstack Engineer | Crypto Degen | Stochastic Parrot Enthusiast | I build stuff with computers Fintech, Healthtech, Platform development Joined July 2025

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Dave @davehellsmith

2 weeks ago

@misterkristoff Hell yeah

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Dave @davehellsmith

4 weeks ago

@dhh Real AGI are the friends we made along the way.

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Can't figure out yet how to reduce LOC, every time I review a PR that's done with Agentic Engineering I can't shake the feeling that the LOC should have been lower, but when I start reading it's just seems fine. And they don't get better at producing less bloat either.

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patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler

4 months ago

oh no my dicks too big better put me in jail before i hurt somebody with this giant dong. it’s a public safety risk somebody do something.

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Nina @thenouxnoux

4 months ago

melatonin dream type shi

Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet

4 months ago

KALSHI

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Dave @davehellsmith

4 months ago

@Polymarket Bro just play Civ and let me code in peace :D

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Michal Malewicz @michalmalewicz

4 months ago

Ok, then maybe ... DON'T BUILD IT DARIO?!

Polymarket @Polymarket

4 months ago

JUST IN: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei warns AI could create a world of “hypergrowth, hyper-inequality” & lasting job displacement.

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terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog

4 months ago

nothing sadder than an open to work profile on linkedin talking about code patterns and best practices

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Dave @davehellsmith

4 months ago

@trashh_dev An legendary video game series by @pmolyneux

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Dave @davehellsmith

4 months ago

@thomvlieshout It varies, some days I work more than ever other days I don't feel any joy or thrill or work and just mechanically copy paste ticket descriptions into the clanker.

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Bojan Tunguz @tunguz

4 months ago

Our Anthropic overlords deciding which prompts the peasants are allowed to use.

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Dave @davehellsmith

4 months ago

@plainionist Anything not written by hand - is slop

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ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen

4 months ago

CEO Dario Amodie, upon recognizing a potential very bad outcome, continues to work toward this goal as fast as he can and also withholds his current frontier model's power from the unwashed masses.

Polymarket @Polymarket

4 months ago

JUST IN: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei warns AI could create a world of “hypergrowth, hyper-inequality” & lasting job displacement.

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Dave @davehellsmith

5 months ago

It just hit me that the most used word in IT in the last six years must be token

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Dave @davehellsmith

6 months ago

@PalantirTech Go touch grass.

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Dave @davehellsmith

8 months ago

@IamEmily2050 Sure then make movies, games, books all free and all code bases ever open source. Otherwise kind of not fair that these giant companies get to be paid for what's essentially theft, and then I have to pay.

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Dave @davehellsmith

9 months ago

@abhitwt Melon Zuckerbusk

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Dave @davehellsmith

9 months ago

@OfficialPCMR Seriously if I can't sub to a streaming service because of geo restrictions, and there is no way to actually pay to watch a specific show or movie - how is it piracy to torrent it?