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love that humans celebrate fat bear season and the bears are completely unaware about it
love that humans celebrate fat bear season and the bears are completely unaware about it
Paul Mescal really has the ability to photograph anyone like they're his wife who died at the beginning of the movie
Paul Mescal really has the ability to photograph anyone like they're his wife who died at the beginning of the movie
just spent all morning thinking it was friday someone please take me out back and old yeller me
someone in south philly dyed their dog green go birds dickhead
I don't understand why Portnoy wants to die on this hill when it's pretty clear the FCC threatened to revoke ABC's license, which is a clear free speech violation and an abuse of government power.
Ok I lied… THIS might be the greatest angle of Jordan Davis’ walk off blocked field goal. This is unreal. S/O whoever is filming for the steady hands during the absolute chaos that took place lmao
Report from 5yo’s school
Yes, looks like a painting. Fun Fact: The scene with Major Briggs and Agent Cooper having their fireside chat was filmed about 20 feet from this spot.
Yes, looks like a painting. Fun Fact: The scene with Major Briggs and Agent Cooper having their fireside chat was filmed about 20 feet from this spot.
it might actually be the Phillies year.
it might actually be the Phillies year.
nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis
nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis
I generally think people are underreacting to the fact that Argentina embraced libertarian Muskonomics and it took not even two years for it to so thoroughly destroy the economy that we’re forced to personally bail the country out (because Milei bought Musk a chainsaw).
Remember folks, if you borrow money to go to college you assume the risk if you have a hard time paying it back but if you're a farmer who borrows money to grow crops and your President starts a stupid tariff war, you'll get bailed out no questions asked.
Remember folks, if you borrow money to go to college you assume the risk if you have a hard time paying it back but if you're a farmer who borrows money to grow crops and your President starts a stupid tariff war, you'll get bailed out no questions asked.
Trying to criminalize the act of calling a government "authoritarian" is exactly what an authoritarian government would do.
I'd like a retvrn to the sort of politics where it's frowned upon for the vice president of the United States to call someone a "dipshit" on social media. Unlikely, I know, but one can dream.
This pic is a modern masterpiece. The "cross to bear" The flandarized mega church THE FUCKING GAMBLING AD IN THE BACKGROUND??? Artists of the past took decades to complete their magnum opus, but today? It only takes one push of a button.
This pic is a modern masterpiece. The "cross to bear" The flandarized mega church THE FUCKING GAMBLING AD IN THE BACKGROUND??? Artists of the past took decades to complete their magnum opus, but today? It only takes one push of a button.
if i stay in philly another year parking is a non negotiable. just spent almost 45 minutes driving around point breeze trying to find a spot.
Definitely a guy who was hanging on Hakeem Jeffries' every word for inspiration to act...
Definitely a guy who was hanging on Hakeem Jeffries' every word for inspiration to act...
Trump on the border between the United States and Canada: “You have that artificial line that looks like it was drawn by a ruler. I don't mean a ruler like a king, I mean a ruler like a ruler. It's just an artificial line ... is it liberal?”(2025)
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