jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

my girlfriend told me we’re through if I don’t stop referencing the mask (1994). I told her to hold on to her lug nuts, it’s time for an overhaul and she took my heart, put it in a blender and hit frappe. somebody stop me

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

new language: franguish - where you would speak in french but in anguish

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

new comedy bit: leaving a three star review of a restaurant on Google with just the word ‘racist’ in the body

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

I went to an operatic performance of the raven and it turns out I don’t like the raven I like the movie the crow

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

Japanese game show called ‘SPANKU DADDY’ where three contestants scratch a cats butt and the last one to get bit has to be spanked by the SPANKU DADDY - and it has informative ‘did you know’ segments like ‘did you know mens g spots are in their asshole’

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

with hard work I was able to get a ‘maybe in ten years buddy!’ down to four

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

what kinda asshole gets a tummy ache before noon on their birthday (I do)

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

every girl I’ve ever had a crush on seems to be excited about movie pass coming back

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

academics spend all that time in class so they can’t know how to tip besides being fully formed adults who are better than you

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

if you assume I am a cook I will throw hands at you

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

I get exactly what I deserve by using Reddit for news

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

pop punk songs have titles like ‘come out swinging’ and sound like the arms swinging are as strong as a daisy stem (or a request to get pissed on)

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jean genet ramsey @davidleerothko

3 years ago

and now a joke in 2022 about 2014: did anyone hear about the new gastropub ‘local station’ I heard their burger was $15! what’s happening in this world ?!