PDX’er @davidpdxer

I say things that are occasionally funny and rarely insightful. Portland, OR Joined June 2010

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PDX’er @davidpdxer

2 hours ago

Pete Hegseth wasted millions of dollars hauling every general in front of him so he could give a speech aimed at boomers watching Fox News. This had ZERO to do with the military and everything to do with his 2028 campaign.

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3 days ago

Tinder 🤝 FB marketplace Endless conversations about whether something is available without any action whatsoever

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3 days ago

Portland is not a “war zone.” A few blocks are a chaotic shitshow due to idiot Antifa “protestors” (rioters) and our feckless mayor’s refusal to show some backbone and clear the area. Which should have been done MONTHS ago. Again, stop giving Trump easy victories.

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3 days ago

Praying that left-leaning orgs will try for once in their lives to stop giving Trump the easiest of victories. This is like Christmas and a birthday and the 4th of July all at once for the GOP. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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3 days ago

Trump and blue city governments have a weirdly symbiotic relationship. They point to his excesses as a way of staying in power, and he points to their presence (and, sadly, incompetence) as a way of ramping up his excesses. It’s so depressing.

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6 days ago

Cops have certainly lucked out in this modern era where tricky assassins have apparently all decided to engrave the bullets they leave at the scene with messages outlining their very specific grievances.

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a week ago

I was curious about the first European who tried smoking, so I looked it up, and man, this dude got a raw deal.

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2 weeks ago

Humor is legal* again

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2 weeks ago

Oregonian headline writer was really feeling a vibe this morning

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2 weeks ago

Tfw you visit the grace of your “favorite” serial killer

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3 weeks ago

Would it kill hotels to have *one* lightbulb be an amber, 15w bulb? So much better for nighttime sexy vibes. But no, every hotel has got to be “7/11 at 3am” level brightness, sheesh.

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3 weeks ago

At a bar in Bozeman. MT. Big dude just walked up to the bar and said “shit it’s late, I’ve still got to get to Billings” (about 124 mi). And then he ordered two double Jack and cokes. 😬😂😬

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a month ago

“lol am I President?” —JD Vance texting friends tonight

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a month ago

Portland Public Schools are having early release tomorrow “for extreme heat.” Reader, it will be 85.

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a month ago

Mass shootings have become so normalized in the US that 97% of the post-shooting conversation is the right claiming the shooter was a lefty vs lefties claiming the shooter was MAGA. So depressing.

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a month ago

Absolutely absurd that the Dems are led by a dude who picked THIS as his avi. I mean, BRO

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a month ago

Ok, this is so dumb. How is it that Dems have been aware of Who Trump Is for 10 years and *still* don’t know how to attack him. This is not it! “Trump is a scared little pussy with a small dick, and he’s probably dying, have you seen his hands lol??” That’s what you say.

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a month ago

This is my dryer, and it is dumb. Why is “normal” not “very” dry? Do most people want their clothes to normally come out less than very dry? Am I going crazy here?

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2 months ago

I know every generation claims “the kids these days” dress like shit, but OMG high schoolers these days make me and my friends from high school look like English prep school kids from the 1890s.