David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr
Senior Software Engineer @uber | Prev: @postmates, instructor at @appacademyio. music producer 🎧 sf 🌉 San Francisco, CA Joined June 2013-
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I had a dream that @xboygeniusx released a cover of I Miss You by @blink182 and now I don’t know if I can live without it
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i’ve had to learn countless new tools and technologies in my job as a software developer. With 0 irony intended, the absolute hardest one continues to be Jira. how do they get away with this ?!
this dude who built a 3000 lb earthquake proof concrete sarcophagus with flaming cheetos inside will really make you question your own life choices
seeing Biden’s tweets amidst twitter chaos is too funny to me. it’s like the whole family’s arguing at dinner, and every so often grandpa interjects with something completely unrelated
seeing Biden’s tweets amidst twitter chaos is too funny to me. it’s like the whole family’s arguing at dinner, and every so often grandpa interjects with something completely unrelated
What my leftovers see the day after thanksgiving
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Iiiiiiiii toooook the woooooookkkkkkk….. toooo Polaaaaaaand *to the tune of sweet Caroline*
putting a meme at the end of every Instagram post is the same energy as putting lol at the end of every text
really internet humor has not come very far at all. charlie bit my finger would have tik tok in a complete chokehold if it came out today
We all collectively evolved as a species when we learned to check if we’re walking the same direction before saying goodbye
social media should have an opening and closing time. imagine how much happier we’d all be if this app closed at 9pm (8pm on sundays)
When iPhone autocorrects “finna” to “gonna” that’s black erasure
Im no lawyer but tik tok advertising ketamine cannot be legal?
still obsessed with planes. keep posting all your airplane window IG stories. I don’t care if they’re corny I will like each and every one
A roomba but for watering plants. Who can help me build this?
not to mention this isn’t the hitter’s view, it’s the umpire’s view, which probably adds another 1/4 of a second
not to mention this isn’t the hitter’s view, it’s the umpire’s view, which probably adds another 1/4 of a second
David Webster ⚡️ retweeted
As this horrific war creates critical shortages of essential supplies for millions of people, I’m thrilled @Uber is able to play a role in helping the @WFP distribute emergency food relief across Ukraine. (1/4) bbc.in/3NZOKQt
big brain take. this has always been a hill I will die on
big brain take. this has always been a hill I will die on
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