David (too dumb to figure out how to Mastodon) @davidwieland
UX Designer at @abnamro. Several people are typing ••• davidwieland.nl 🇭🇰 → 🇳🇱 Joined August 2010-
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If you hit both the gas and brake pedal, your car takes a screenshot of your dashboard #shittyprotip
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My record order came in, but they seem to have been deep-fried ?¿?¿?
David (too dumb to figure out how to Mastodon) retweeted
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
And they say time travel isn’t possible.
Forbidden snacks
This one is going on my list of questions during job interviews
This one is going on my list of questions during job interviews
Is this also considered “cultural misappropriation”? > Korean seaweed > Hokusai wave
Seems legit
David (too dumb to figure out how to Mastodon) retweeted
So excited to share what we’ve been working on. #MissionImpossible
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Twitter rival or Pearl Jam song: 1. Corduroy 2. Spill 3. Post 4. Garden 5. Hive 6. Alive 7. Porch 8. Plurk 9. Gab 10. Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town 11. Discord 12. Clubhouse
This morning I wished the UPS driver a nice weekend so naturally i am not leaving the house the rest of the week
Also Vicky Hartzler:
Also Vicky Hartzler: https://t.co/xW3dEa5xZx
David (too dumb to figure out how to Mastodon) retweeted
she started crying at the idea of gay people getting married but we are the snowflakes
This is both beyond cringe and uncanny valley. I still can't figure out if the actors are CGI.
You are now banned from /r/China
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