kail @delayedqtrain
exactly like other girls sunshine state of mind Joined July 2009-
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being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not
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Anytime shit get too funny check the blunt that shit prolly canoeing
wait i’m actually obsessed with how large the pill bottle my zofran came in is. the reusability on this thing!
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Reminder that an anonymous Theranos employee discussed the whole fraud (without naming the company) on a popular subreddit years before the WSJ broke the story
might fuck around and make a substack tbh i clearly have A Lot to say
any of my oomfs who like gilmore girls interested in reading a 10-page introduction to a book that doesn’t exist yet but i’m apparently writing about the show real quick
god rubbing his hands together and giving me atypical depression, cptsd, autism, and ocd. like good luck figuring it out b*tch
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everyone goes to japan but i go to st. augustine, florida
i’ve been thinking a lot lately about how cool the concept of accumulation is. there’s so much beautiful art that only came to be during my lifetime, and i get to have all of it on top of what already existed before me! it feels greedy
@margzone shoot for the moon… even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars
@margzone my childhood friend wanted to be a fire truck when he grew up
me to myself: i like it when you’re nice, like it when you’re nice to me
@margzone ugh same. and now with twitter. some things never change ig
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[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed? [domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life [joe rogan] wow
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you are not ‘addicted’ to your phone, drugs, alcohol, etc. you are a champion of pleasure. start acting like one
@margzone omg no way i thought you were surely referencing this lmao tiktok.com/t/ZTB3VqF44/
started doing this thing where sometimes instead of tweeting something i open my notes app and type it there instead. has anyone else heard of this
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