Devin Devine @delphinedanger

(they/them) writer, comedian, sober, always hungry devindevine.me Spokane, WA Joined July 2009

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

a year ago

It’s almost pride month and I’m so glad I’m a kinky queer 😇 😈 and that I just keep on finding my community the older I get.

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

2 years ago

PTSD: praying there’s sick dick

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

2 years ago

By all means, call my hole a hot pocket. After all ideally it’s loaded with scrambled eggs and cheese.

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I never fucking tweet anymore but let me just throw this into the fucking sad and empty void of every single day we get online these days to say: IZZY HANDS SINGING LA VIE EN ROSE just healed me in the deepest fucking ways.

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

2 years ago

I started a substack. It’s gonna get fucking weird. I can’t wait. devindevine.substack.com

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Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr

2 years ago

finding a book you can’t put down is the same rush of having a crush

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Game Over Books @GameOverBooks

2 years ago

ONE MORE WEEK! This is one reading that should revive all your efforts to use that planner you told yourself you'd use this year. It just might be the perfect thing for you to listen to while cooking a meal yourself. #poetry #poetrycommunity #writing #poetryreading #indiebooks

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

2 years ago

I love Portland, I do, but fuck this city’s problem is not antifa it is ants. I am in my BED, in my SECOND FLOOR apartment! Why is there an ANT on my CHEST!!!! WHY why why why why why brb burning this city down

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

2 years ago

Book with @wondrashoots! 💐

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

2 years ago

This year for my birthday I think I’m scheduling a mole removal. It’s Taurus season! Indulge! Live every day like you’re starving! But also, get that weird mole removed!

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

3 years ago

“It wasn’t time that did it.” 😭😭😭 #TheLastOfUs

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

3 years ago

Everything is hell but — yesterday I was read to by two separate friends, at two separate occasions, neither I asked to read to me (but agreed to listen wholeheartedly) and both of whom were simply excited to share with me. Whatever that is. Chase that.

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

3 years ago

I was yesterday year’s old when I found out that I now cry during Baba O’Riley by The Who. Good god

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

3 years ago

Seven years ago today an adult man broke up with me while wearing a Grumpy Cat t-shirt.

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

3 years ago

Loving & losing an addict — as an addict is one of the hardest things I’ve survived. That and episode 7 of @TheBearFX. I thought of him a lot while watching. He would’ve loved the show. Thanks Addy for correlating these!

adrienne novy @adriennenovy

3 years ago

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

3 years ago

If you think you don’t like anal, you clearly do not clean your butthole well enough.

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

3 years ago

I’ve been on a short story kick lately & this story from @milescoleman is incredible! Friends please send me more short fiction recs! splitlipthemag.com/fiction/0622/m…

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Devin Devine @delphinedanger

4 years ago

It is incredibly easy to find so much about Italy romantic, but the hang dry laundry out windows & balconies, makes my heart flutter each and every time.