Emmy Blotnick @emmyblotnick
Hi I'm a comedian My album PARTY NIGHTS is here: https://t.co/UnBypJu1WL emmyblotnick.com a big toilet Joined February 2010-
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🌟TOMORROW!🌟 Stand-up Comedian, Actor, and Writer @emmyblotnick headlines with her new hour in back-to-back shows! Featuring Special Guest @shanetorres! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/3estf3e6
Here's my set from last night's @FallonTonight 🥳 youtu.be/762EZNHUAFA?si…
I’m on @FallonTonight with @jimmyfallon #fallontonight WHEN? TONIGHT!!!
Woooooowowowow thank you to Amy Poehler & Tina Fey for having me in Atlanta last night! And thanks Jack McBrayer for the photo. Go see the Restless Leg Tour!! My heart is as full as my diaper 😍
FRI 1/26: Emmy Blotnick Is Running Her Hour! @emmyblotnick concocts sixty minutes of standup comedy for your enjoyment, with special guests TBA! Limited Tickets Left! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/y7betkvd
WILMINGTON, NC! I'll be at @deadcrowcomedy this Friday and Saturday, get tickets!🐦⬛ca-caw! deadcrowcomedy.com/?pgid=l6e15qoy…
It was worth the wait! Emmy Blotnick proved she is one of the best joke writers alive tonight at The Majestic. Huge thanks to her and hilarious opener Brendan Mclaughlin for making the trip. And thanks to you for packing the house. What a fun night!!
Have you ever dreamed of having Corvallis and The Majestic shouted out on NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me? Well Emmy Blotnick has made your weirdly specific dream come true. We can't wait to welcome her to town this Friday!!
SEATTLE! I'll be at @thecrocodile tonight! Get tickets here: ticketweb.com/event/emmy-blo… 🐊
PORTLAND, OR 🌄 I'm coming to @HeliumComedyPdx on 12/6! Tickets available here: portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/230984
I'm shouting from this very mountain top, COME SEE ME LIVE! - Portland tickets: portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/230984 - Seattle tickets: ticketweb.com/event/emmy-blo… - Corvallis tickets: app.arts-people.com/index.php?acti… 🥳
If @DrewBarrymore @DrewBarrymoreTV keeps crossing the picket line I’m gonna kabloosh this baby out on the sidewalk #wgastrike #wgastrong
JUST ANNOUNCED: Writers... On Stage?! No Way! on Friday, May 26th! Featuring: ∙@emmyblotnick ∙@karencheee ∙Cole Escola ∙Larry Owens ∙@jestom ∙@JeffRightNoww ∙@Jbrekkie **All proceeds go to the @alifeinthearts in support of the WGA strike** 🎟: bit.ly/43jrrcn
TONIGHT: Emmy Blotnick & Friends✨ @emmyblotnick is workshopping an hour of comedy, and you know who else will be there? FRIENDS! Featuring: ∙ @TonyAtamanuik ∙ @AlisonLeiby ∙ @samttaggart + more! 7PM Doors ∙ 7:30PM Show Tickets & Details: bit.ly/3m2RfJI
THIS TUESDAY April 4 @UnionHallNY, it's EMMY & FRIENDS with @TonyAtamanuik @AlisonLeiby @samttaggart + more! Get tickets: bit.ly/3FWRAUZ
Is being lost a form of queer activism? In this genius episode with @emmyblotnick we find out that, yes, that is absolutely true. So toss out that map, pop in some headphones, and get lost in more very real facts in today’s episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/str…
TONIGHT: Oh, Why Not! Some nice stand-up comedians do some nice stand-up comedy for you! Featuring: ∙ @chanel__ali ∙ @wallybaram ∙ @emmyblotnick ∙ @karencheee ∙ Jo Firestone ∙ @augustewhite 7PM Doors ∙ 7:30 Show Tickets & Details: bit.ly/40W4bAO
SHOWS! Cleveland 1/13! pickwickandfrolic.com/2022/12/emmy-b… Pittsburgh 1/14! eventbrite.com/e/bottlerocket… YEAH!
Dec 9 get tickets to @waitwait at Carnegie Hall! w/ me @MaeveInAmerica & @harikondabolu oh my 🎩…itcarnegiehall20221209.splashthat.com
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I am walking down the aisle to Espresso at my wedding.
the "stand-up comedians over 35 who don't wanna keep posting clips" lobby is far more powerful than you could have ever imagined
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Todd Barry
@toddbarry Happy Birthday Todd! I hope you bring back the podcast! Loved the episode with @emmyblotnick, have a great fourth meal! 🥘
🌟TOMORROW!🌟 Stand-up Comedian, Actor, and Writer @emmyblotnick headlines with her new hour in back-to-back shows! Featuring Special Guest @shanetorres! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/3estf3e6
@FallonTonight @emmyblotnick So good! 😂👏🏽 Congratulations on getting married and have an amazing honeymoon in Japan, Emmy! #FallonTonight
@emmyblotnick @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon “Nervous looking white hos.” Omg brilliant.
@emmyblotnick Nice performance...Congrats! Greetings from California.
@emmyblotnick So happy to read this. I live in Switzerland and never got to see you live but I've been a huge fan of everything I could find of you online. Can't wait to see stuff I don't already know by heart.
Personally, @emmyblotnick is definitely the most relatable comedian I've ever seen!!! She is like sooo me 😂 youtu.be/oqG7KUhMJQo?si…
After I got used to being called old, fat, ugly, yellow-toothed, not funny and female, I started to enjoy posting clips on YouTube.
@emmyblotnick @FallonTonight this is cool and all, but do you mind grabbing an audience MVP after the show? Congrats!
YES!!!!!
I’m on @FallonTonight with @jimmyfallon #fallontonight WHEN? TONIGHT!!!
Emmy is so goddamn funny!!!
I’m on @FallonTonight with @jimmyfallon #fallontonight WHEN? TONIGHT!!!
.@emmyblotnick is 35, so she no longer gets catcalled; she gets heckled. #FallonTonight
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