Dru Hill’s 5th member @daKofi
Comedian, Writer, Actor, Beef Pattie Connoisseur 🇩🇲 instagram.com/koficomic Joined January 2013-
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Got kicked out of Essence Fest for saying “I’m looking for Bantu knots and Cantu thots”
Taking my wired headphones out of my pocket is the closest i come to knitting
I been watching more movies, classic joints and studying… finished Network, Chinatown, The Holdovers They was really in their bag
I real live spit my water out lol
Someone plz put the Stanky Leg music over this
Someone plz put the Stanky Leg music over this
Had a good set and was feeling myself then saw someone else’s set and saw another level. Going home to write
That show is too much fun! I’m getting dms about potatoes
That show is too much fun! I’m getting dms about potatoes
Here’s a joke about true love
The urge to knock a book out of someones hands when you see them reading in public
Has anyone checked on the IG models?!
Has anyone checked on the IG models?!
A little joke from my Writers Guild Awards monologue.
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
Sixers showing Allen Iverson his statue
I need more raps about displeasure about infrastructure. Gimme diss songs to the transit director because the bus route don't go by your granny senior building. Beef with the school superintendent because they the same math books you had. Gimme MORE
I need more raps about displeasure about infrastructure. Gimme diss songs to the transit director because the bus route don't go by your granny senior building. Beef with the school superintendent because they the same math books you had. Gimme MORE
There are entire Twitter accounts dedicated to sharing epic clips of comedians being about half as funny as the guy you chill with at the bar after work while Conan continues to be one of the funniest guys in show business doing the silliest shit.
The ultimate measure of a restaurant is its bathroom
I think if as men we talked more about how much we love each other women would give us more time to hang out together
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Shouldn’t have been eek eeking shit
A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
But that's not all babe, cuz we sold to CBS Network last week. So proud of our whole team. So excited do this mf work. What a dream. 🥹😭☺️ No one pinch me.
EXCLUSIVE: The comedy duo of Mimi Davila and Laura Di Lorenzo — who perform as ‘The Chonga Girls’ — are set to write, star and co-executive produce an eponymous multi-camera comedy series in development at CBS Studios, Deadline has learned exclusively deadline.com/2024/04/cbs-de…
Next weekend I will be in Dayton, KY which is not Cincinnati but is NEAR Cincinnati!!!
John Witherspoon talking about steroids 😂
Show us that video you can never delete from your gallery no matter what it is….
A little joke from my Writers Guild Awards monologue.
He's going to open the show by doing cocaine in front of everyone.
TOMORROW: The 2024 #WritersGuildAwards New York Ceremony, hosted by @joshgondelman! Follow along for updates, interviews from the red carpet... and possibly more groundbreaking fashion choices. 🏆
Tomorrow night I’m going to be a hot guy.
TOMORROW: The 2024 #WritersGuildAwards New York Ceremony, hosted by @joshgondelman! Follow along for updates, interviews from the red carpet... and possibly more groundbreaking fashion choices. 🏆
Sarah is so funny and I really laughed at her making Ryan Gosling laugh!!!
SATURDAY Ryan Gosling!!! @ChrisStapleton!!!
They won’t tell us that we are in a recession, but there will be signs…
I got IDd last night, but as I was rummaging around in my purse for my ID, the dude saw my checkbook and said "nevermind" 😭😒🤣 FIRST OF ALL
It’s true! Next week we’ve got Roy Wood Jr., Laurie Kilmartin, Ali Macofsky & more!! littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb…
Oh! Right! I’m hosting @butterboycomedy with Maeve Higgins and @donwill tonight and every Monday this month! 📸: @withreservation
This Farah Fawcett nigga got a point
Terrence Howard explains why he's suing CAA (Creative Artists Agency), and says he's owed $120 million because of a package deal CAA had with Fox, which resulted in him getting paid $325,000 an episode for "Empire," while the "The Big Bang Theory" cast was paid $2 million to $3…
My wife was playing the new Beyonce I said “I think it’s so nice that she still writes such romantic songs about her husband” she said “SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN”
What if we all kept calling this “the app formerly known as Twitter” forever just to really grind Musky’s gears