Mark Gallagher @HamFlap
Jokes USA Joined May 2011-
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Before JK Rowling was a billionaire she had to write down all her bigotry on napkins in coffee shops.
Andrew Shulz: *opens his bank app to make sure the check cleared* hey yo, you ever notice how healthcare ceo's are punk rock? *Theo Von and the weasels from who framed Roger rabbit nod in agreement*
My new prank call animation is up youtu.be/WGMztXElJ5g?si…
Elon didn't even invent the Nazi salute he just put his name on it like everything else
Guy can't stop getting kicked out of Dunkin Donuts. Sad. Donut criminal.
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This is a severely underrated incredibly fun and funny podcast. So happy to see them hit 100
This is a severely underrated incredibly fun and funny podcast. So happy to see them hit 100
Man stuck With permanent #trump voice. Sad.
I don't believe in the death penalty. That Healthcare CEO should have only gotten life without parole.
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The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are health insurance horror stories
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The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch
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For the safety and wellbeing of healtcare CEO's, it would probably be best to get rid of that industry and come up with something new. What does every other country do?
"I thought you said nobody was above the law" "Hunter's not a person, Jack!"
Big day for people who wear sweatpants to funerals and smoke around babies
You should know if your town is gonna vote Trump based on the number of loose shopping carts in your local parking lots
I don't know what "beta" or "cuck" means, but since that's what my therapist keeps calling me it must be pretty profound
When you were on the street corner telling yomama jokes. I was enriching myself with Yoyoma records. We're not the same.
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