dave waite @davewaitecomedy
I’m ur mom’s new boyfriend davewaitecomedy.com Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2009-
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Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
Sour Cream and Onions
Okay, go with me on this... "I Think You Should CLUE" Tim Robinson as Wadsworth @SamRichardson as Mr. Green Patti Harrison as Mrs. White @timheidecker as Prof. Plum @vanessabayer as Mrs. Peacock @REALBIFFWIFF as Col. Mustard Cecily Strong as Ms. Scarlet
Okay, go with me on this... "I Think You Should CLUE" Tim Robinson as Wadsworth @SamRichardson as Mr. Green Patti Harrison as Mrs. White @timheidecker as Prof. Plum @vanessabayer as Mrs. Peacock @REALBIFFWIFF as Col. Mustard Cecily Strong as Ms. Scarlet
It’s the back-up quarterback of politics, hold a clipboard and pick up a check.
It’s the back-up quarterback of politics, hold a clipboard and pick up a check.
Wooks please report to the @PriceIsRight
new Pearl Jam album is very good
Who was your Saved by the Bell cast mate that got you thinking about life? Such a great question from Dr. Phil. Had a great time on @adamraycomedy show! @TheComedyStore
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Tonight! 2 great stand-up shows in the heart of Santa Monica! No drink minimum. 🎟️👉 westsidecomedy.com @chrisfairbanks @laurapeek_ @davewaitecomedy @TheLifeofKay @Luke_Null @DanaMoonme @racebanning @freesampleLIV @LukeMones @valerie_tosi @ScottyCavComedy @richardsarvate
Could ya vape in the sphere tho? Thats what the people want to know
Let him cook…… said the cannibal
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Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I think the weirdest part of Seinfeld's complaint about comedy is he's never done that style of comedy.
I’ve got lots of shows coming up all across the country, and I’d love to see you there! :) Ticket info: joshgondelman.com/schedule
Jerry Seinfeld said some really foolish stuff about sitcoms and comedy because he's a 70-year-old multimillionaire completely out of touch with the world today. Let's just ignore him. pastemagazine.com/comedy/jerry-s…
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Watching Anyone But You and the idea of making a bunch of people travel to Australia for a wedding is so fucked up that I can barely pay attention to the rest of what’s happening
Pearl Jam earns #5 Billboard 200 debut with Dark Matter deltaplexnews.com/pearl-jam-earn… The 12th studio effort from the grunge veterans moved a total of 59,000 equivalent album units, 52,000 of which were traditional album sales.
Thank you to everyone who helped spread the word about @deforefest and everyone who was there in spirit. We did a beautiful thing for our beloved homeboy
this succubus ghoul is at it again, ty @standup for giving me the opportunity to upset even more ppl on the internet 🥹🥹
The great @SterlingKBrown was in the crowd at my show on Saturday. He was not only a fantastic audience member but kind and complementary afterwards. It’s wonderful when somebody you were already a big fan of turns out to be really cool.
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
The funniest thing about Seinfeld is that he has a big Netflix movie coming, his first movie in years + the guy is like what? A billionaire? and he just can’t help but be the most miserable man on earth every time he gets in front of the press. Who is making you do this!
It’s fucking wild to me that @Shudder doesn’t even tell you who wrote, directed and produced the films on its service. Moreover, there’s not even a way to find out — like an “info” button. Um, can you guys remedy this please??
Cricket in heaven watching Kristi Noem have the VP nod taken from her:
Kristi Noem has ‘no shot’ as Trump’s VP pick after puppy-killing controversy: sources trib.al/AQWB1mu
So she… no longer has a dog in this fight?
Kristi Noem has ‘no shot’ as Trump’s VP pick after puppy-killing controversy: sources trib.al/AQWB1mu
Four episodes into Columbo and it’s clear that the formula is him immediately working out who the rich, pompous killer is and then annoying them for an hour. I would watch infinity episodes.
“They took my friend’s clip off TikTok. It’s ridiculous.”
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