Dan Sandals @derstweets

This calls about business Joined February 2014

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Dan Sandals @derstweets

3 years ago

Free cigarettes outside today

Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch

3 years ago

New York City now has the worst air quality of any city on Earth. If exposed to the current air quality in NYC for 24 hours, it would be equivalent to smoking about 6 cigarettes.

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Dan Sandals @derstweets

3 years ago

How will the gods feel about our espresso martini era?

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Dan Sandals @derstweets

4 years ago

I need all of you to tap in to the LiveTV options on Roku. They got it all. I’m watching a channel entirely dedicated to the crimes committed in Providence RI.

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Dan Sandals @derstweets

4 years ago

Very few roles possess the power that the Line Traffic Controller at Trader Joe’s possesses. Some of them understand this, some do not

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4 years ago

Feels like an unnecessary choice of photo…

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4 years ago

I always get more of my shopping done on Brown Saturday

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4 years ago

I haven’t seen a Limo since 2007 and as a country we should be concerned about that

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4 years ago

Speed limit enforced by Aircraft? Becuase no it isn’t

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4 years ago

I still have music on my phone by U2 but I have to delete my voicemail inbox biweekly??

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4 years ago

@bobbybouncepass Yeah man but you gotta start playing the “Let’s Get It Started” version

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4 years ago

All I’m saying is every single song on Harry’s House is gonna be in Target commercial sooner or later

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Dan Sandals @derstweets

5 years ago

Everyone take some time today to remember our 8th president Martin Van Buren

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5 years ago

@Jgcoys @cekreck22 Absolutely not. I can’t read.

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5 years ago

@cekreck22 Just shut up Man. It’s time for you enlist in the US Army.

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5 years ago

What does it mean when my COVID test results say “See me after class”

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5 years ago

I love Adele’s new video about littering all over your town

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5 years ago

asking the employees of Food Lion which isle the Bows and Arrows are on

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6 years ago

@Haver_of_Sex Newt Hive stand up

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6 years ago

@skevinparanto Just the peels?

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Thinking a lot about those military guys that aren’t in the military at all, just big fans. Always in fast sunglasses and Wounded Warrior Project shirts. Not really stolen valor, but definitely borrowed valor.