Not not Teddy Roosevelt @devnul3
Bully! My tweets represent your employers beliefs. DC Joined August 2010-
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"I'm overloaded" "Ok, make me a list of everything you have" Don't fucking do this. What do you think "overloaded" means...?
Every computer scientist should be able to see that cryptocurrencies are totally disfunctional payment systems, and that "blockchain technology" (including "smart constracts") is a technological fraud. Would they please say that out loud?
BREAKING: Florida bans programming books that mention race conditions.
Hell exists. It's pair programming with someone who double-clicks URLs in their web browser.
@pmelson Cassandra is this industry’s muse
One thing about cybersecurity that people new to the field should know going in is that there's no joy to be had in saying, "I told you so," in cases where you actually got to tell them so beforehand.
So weird that software you deliberately installed has the audacity to put itself onto your path. The cheek.
NEW BANGER! Time for infosec Twitter to Go Dumb (Like Jonathan Scott)! Only on Soundcloud. soundcloud.com/mc-ohm-i/go-du… soundcloud.com/mc-ohm-i/go-du… soundcloud.com/mc-ohm-i/go-du…
NEW BANGER! Time for infosec Twitter to Go Dumb (Like Jonathan Scott)! Only on Soundcloud. soundcloud.com/mc-ohm-i/go-du… soundcloud.com/mc-ohm-i/go-du… soundcloud.com/mc-ohm-i/go-du…
If you're a hacker the wrong DEFCON is currently trending
"Open the item to verify your credentials" is the one of the most nonsensical pieces of copy I have ever read. Do better, Outlook...
If you're asking a question and discarding the obvious solution, you need to explain why if you want to get good answers. Just saying "please don't suggest foo" is going to get you a lot of suggestions that rhyme with foo...
The number of hot takes that really reduce to "I think that nobody should be able to monetize on the internet"...
What a shock, the authoritarian jerk with the terrible takes on how managers should treat people thinks of Bobby Knight as a role model
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Tell the truth, how many of you just heard "Still D.R.E." for the first time...

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