Scott Kidd @devokidd
Stand up / Sketch / Improv Comedian @thescottkidd on #Instagram Instagram.com/thescottkidd Hollywood, Los Angeles Joined October 2010-
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What does it mean when a girl takes a picture but scratches out the face of the kid in it?
Idk what makes me more nauseous, seeing a comedienne profile pic with a mask or a microphone... Either way, I can tell you are not funny.
I'd like to see the commercial that tells women dying your hair green hides cellulite...
This year for Halloween I'll be going as the "Scariest Thing" wearing NO MASK!
Look everyone, Obama is lying to your face again. Let's call him Jesus!!!
Look everyone, Obama is lying to your face again. Let's call him Jesus!!!
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The full press conference by Dr. Dan Erickson, an expert, on why we are totally overdoing our virus reaction, especially in CA, is AMAZING. I would contribute $10,000 if he challenged @GavinNewsom Bakersfield doctors dispute need for stay-at-home order bakersfieldnow.com/news/coronavir…
Why is it good to let a robot steal my job but an animal can't? Let dogs deliver my weed.
I can't believe @BernieSanders quit on us... He promised free pizza and ice cream and 3 extra recesses!!!
Seriously though, how long until we ban farts in the city limits???
Why is Los Angeles acting like it's the middle part of Jurassic Park right now
How the hell did a bunch of social justice warriors become a bunch of social distance warriors???
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