Doug Gorius @dgorius

Passionate #Ravens fan; fervent #USMNT supporter; unobtrusive attorney; pub enthusiast; cruciverbalist; history buff; #Orioles die-hard; #MCFC fan . . . Baltimore, MD Joined June 2010

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

a week ago

Follow the yellow brick road.

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The Ringer @ringer

2 months ago

"I'm all in on Jesse Minter." @BillSimmons believes new Ravens head coach Jesse Minter will be an immediate, massive upgrade over John Harbaugh.

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Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

2 months ago

🩵🍿 Manchester City win their second game in a row under Maresca beating Palace! Haaland and Cherki with a brace, two assists for Phil Foden. Who’s been your Man of the Match? ✨

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Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica

2 months ago

I use spellcheck so my tweets are typo negative

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

2 months ago

@Super70sSports Getting a bottle of liquor as a gift.

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Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__

2 months ago

All eyes on Siena! Today, Sunday 16 August 2026, the Palio di Siena (Palio of the Assumption) is run in Piazza del Campo 7:00 PM Italian time Tuscany, Italy 🇮🇹⚜️

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

3 months ago

@tjhenry109 You may want to consider changing your profile picture.

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 months ago

“You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this World Series victory down?"

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

3 months ago

@TrueFactsStated The deer must get hungry when you're in Paris for two months.

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NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon

3 months ago

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots

4 months ago

The red card guy didn't even score. We paid off Fifa for nothin', T.

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

4 months ago

@Super70sSports Same. We lived in Dayton when the Big Red Machine was cooking.

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

4 months ago

@USMNT Baltimore, MD 🦀

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

4 months ago

@AmericanOutlaws Baltimore, MD

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Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale

4 months ago

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

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Mike Nellis @MikeNellis

4 months ago

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

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There is a well-documented pattern to the first Trump administration. The people who worked in it stayed quiet while employed, then the moment they were fired, sat down and wrote a book. Bolton. Esper. Mattis. Tillerson. The consistent theme: the man wanted to bomb things. Iran. North Korea. Venezuela. Mexico, on at least one occasion that we know of. The adults in the room spent considerable energy preventing a nuclear confrontation because the President had seen something on Fox News. That was Term One. Term Two is different. The adults are gone. What replaced them is a collection of individuals who in any previous era of American governance would not have been trusted with the photocopier code. Picture the scene. The President announces he has an idea. He is enthusiastic. He uses hand gestures. The people around the table look up from their shoes and think, in unison: sure, sounds great. Nobody pushes back. Nobody has a map. Nobody asks what happens to global oil supply when you bomb the Persian Gulf, or what Mexico does when American special forces cross the border, or whether Greenland’s population has any opinion on being purchased against their will. Nobody knows, because the hiring criteria for this White House had nothing to do with knowing things. In Term One, the grownups bought time. They slow-walked the paperwork. They prevented catastrophe through sheer bureaucratic friction. In Term Two, there is no friction. There is only nodding. And under the table, at least three senior officials are quietly Googling “where is Iran” on their phones. One of them has spelled it “I-ron” and is now reading a five-star review of a steam iron on Amazon. He finds it very informative. He is the Secretary of Defense.

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Manchester City US @ManCityUS

5 months ago

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Doug Gorius @dgorius

6 months ago

@MLB @Orioles Bmore School for the Arts!

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MLB @MLB

6 months ago

EPIC GIVEAWAY! Repost and reply for your chance to win a Baltimore @Orioles Tupac Shakur bobblehead!

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6 months ago

Before the world knew Tupac Shakur, Baltimore did. Graduates from the Baltimore School for the Arts reflect on Tupac Shakur’s time in Baltimore and the foundation it built for the artist he would become.