Gandalf the Green @diffsums

Ethical Tech; Word games; Sc-fi; Arsenal - COYG; Dislike MTG and AOC equally Joined May 2015

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God @TheTweetOfGod

11 months ago

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic,…

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Horny from Silkson 🇻🇪🇦🇷🇺🇦🇸🇾🇬🇪🇵🇸 @Katauroraaa

11 months ago

Election map but it's JD Vance after seeing a couch.

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Alien Super Show @aliensupershow

11 months ago

we asked AI for an ACCURATE depiction of Trump ACTUALLY working at McDonald's @MeidasTouch

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Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear

11 months ago

Lindsey Graham 'exhausted' after being up all night watching old PGA golf tour videos

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Gandalf the Green @diffsums

12 months ago

Not exaggerating- but #Montreal #YUL airport has the most gorgeous women working as immigration agents. Never seen this level of attractiveness at any intl airport. Not sure how this happened - recruitment drives in dance clubs during Covid? 🤷‍♂️

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12 months ago

On #WorldMentalHealthDay, lets take a moment to honor the man who has done so much for the Mental Health profession.

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12 months ago

We will rebuild. #HurricanMilton

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12 months ago

Watching #Elementary for the first time. Pilot episode, #Holmes finds the body and says: “Sometimes I hate being right”. Sherlock Holmes would never ever ever say that. Not ever. Stop dumbing down characters for stupid American audiences!

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jake rhodes @jakebrodes

12 months ago

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

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Paul Leigh-Some Rascal on the Internet 🟧🇺🇸🇺🇦 @Pleightx

12 months ago

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Gandalf the Green @diffsums

12 months ago

#bbcfootball If this was cricket, the sub for Gibbs-White would be timed out! #CHENFO #EPL

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Ta Buzwe @buzwepama

12 months ago

Get him a girl that likes him enough to pay attention to the things he likes.

BAMIDELE🕊 @thenihiin

12 months ago

Get him a girl that likes him enough to pay attention to the things he likes.

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12 months ago

How is that not a pen? Not a Everton supporter, but that is astounding. Burn clearly trips DCL. #evenew @bbcfootball

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Curiosity @MAstronomers

12 months ago

Leaked photo of NASA taking the sun down for maintenance

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12 months ago

Wednesday #2solve 01001000 01000101 01001100 01001001 01001111 01000111 01010010 01000001 01010000 01001000 01001001 01000011 00100000 01000011 01010010 01000001 01001110 01001011 A nasty old man in an old grey picture.

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12 months ago

There’s tons of “complicated” bad guys in tv/films. But the Joker is the only one who can make you laugh and shit in your pants at the same time. And consequences be damned. #JokerMovie misses the point of the Joker entirely - they made him a bad Batman.

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Gandalf the Green @diffsums

12 months ago

I get it - #Batman universe movies are supposed to be dark. But what they totally missed in #JokerMovie is that the Joker is supposed to be FUNNY AND EVIL. Yes - Funny! Make you laugh while killing you. He treats life like a joke, not a fucking Dickensian drama.