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“am i worthy” “do i deserve this” irrelevant ‼️ do you want it?
they should invent a day where i feel loved and appreciated
sufficiently advanced openness is indistinguishable from compatibility
liking your own tweets from your alt is the hottest thing one can do
me: how much is that floral smelling spray salesperson: perfume? me: no for the whole bottle
The second part of your life begins when you realize everything is so unserious
me and who
wearing my pants inside out today and it somehow looks better
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Japanese women are literally begging to be impregnated but Japanese dudes are busy inventing and using the most complex gooning machines ever conceived
‘Japanese are going extinct’
I have to admit something but I’m afraid you will all call me cringe
Hundreds gathered in NYC to watch a masked man eat a gigantic jar of cheese balls
This email goes so hard
YouTube is a ticket to the extraordinary One (really good) video turned Harvard student Wesley Wang into the youngest director in history to set up a movie at a major studio
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I think I'm both
screw you
Whoever calls pfp 'dp' show yourselves rn I swear I just want to talk.....
In the metallic flesh of the cars we kill, we will inscribe our stories
pedestrians should be given spears to defend ourselves against cars.
the periodic table is missing the element of surprise . boo!
someone in the office smells like hard cigarettes and a tangerine base perfume i will ACT OUT PLS