professional ley line hunter, believe in peace and submission to our faithful God, my job is to oversee the fracking in the canadian arctic CanadaJoined October 2011
I can’t explain why I want this at this exact moment but I want an “Around the World” Fleur de Lis pizza and an ice cold Rolling Rock. And I want to still be able to smoke inside. And I want Jo-Jo to still be crazy as hell and only refer to himself as Jo-Jo
Getting tired of the Popeyes commercials edging me on Newfoundland television when this island is run by the Mary Browns cartel. Perhaps I could propose kicking KFC out of Newfoundland to make room for Popeyes . Do you think Joey Smallwood would go for that
Me: I just had the strangest and most hauntingly beautiful dream. We were at a restaurant in West Texas in the middle of the desert. They served gigantic steaks and these deep fried nopales bites called “horse cripplers”
My beautiful wife: You know you’re driving right
Emailing Newfoundland Power: I literally just paid you yesterday. $840 for two months. Quit it with the threatening emails. Also you overcharge for everything and your service is shit. Go fuck yourselves
Messaging Crystal Hot Sauce Facebook Page: Crystal hot sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!
Closing my eyes and whispering “jail isn’t real” before slamming my sixth Miller Lite tall boy and t-boning the presidential motorcade in my 2006 Nissan Altima with a donut on the front passenger side
Closing my eyes and whispering “jail isn’t real” before slamming my sixth Miller Lite tall boy and t-boning the presidential motorcade in my 2006 Nissan Altima with a donut on the front passenger side
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"rupaul - hustle that cat" stream the shit now
yes thats me on the second verse of catwalk and asmr
413 Followers 258 FollowingOur kind have been a friend to Humanity on many worlds for 388,000 yrs.☮️
Moshe, Yeshua, Gautama Sadartha, Krishna, Mohammad...👻Inra
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43 Followers 309 FollowingSoy un 🦖🐍👹 que se le escapó unos 🍼 que ovularon🥚🥚 en una🦕🖤.
Y NACIO
Y NACIÓ (2)
Un pequeño 🦕🦖 🦖🦕.
El Problema es que su Padre es un
#drugadict.
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31 Followers 2K Followingalt for @instain_mother, your secret buddy. i think we should destroy the bogus, capitalist process that is destroying youth culture
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111 Followers 559 FollowingArchaeologist in Aberdeen and co-founder of Pictish Memes (@PictishM).
Not a troll bot, just no followers because I'm unpopular! Views my own