Aaron Disario @disario

Devoted husband and right-hand man. Father of two amazing humans. Works on iOS photo apps. Alignment: Chaotic Good San Jose, CA Joined February 2009

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Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight

a day ago

Here’s Sunday night’s story on UFOs, what we know, what we don’t know and where pelicans fall on the fuck/marry/kill spectrum. youtu.be/zRdhoYqCAQg

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Aaron Disario @disario

a day ago

Thank you @LastWeekTonight for covering this important issue youtu.be/zRdhoYqCAQg?si…

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Congress: "Let us check out Grusch's claims to see whether he is lying" DoD: "No can do, you just have to trust us that he's a bat shit loony that somehow became a Colonel. Don't look into that b-t-dubs."

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Aaron Disario @disario

4 days ago

Grusch: "I can show you where we work on UFOs" Congress: "Great! Let's go" DoD: "Sorry, he's not allowed to talk outside a SCIF." Congress: "Great! Let's get a SCIF" DoD: "Sorry, no, but also, he's full of shit" What am I missing?

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Aaron Disario @disario

4 days ago

Stop getting distracted by people with stories #UFOX #ufotwitter Demand hard evidence or GTFO.

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Aaron Disario @disario

2 weeks ago

ok boomers, if you are still holding public office it is time to quit.

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Aaron Disario @disario

2 weeks ago

The @PortofOakland is being disingenuous and just trying to trick people with the proposed name change. If they were being honest, they’d compromise with something like “Bay Area Oakland International Airport” and leave San Francisco out of it.

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Riley Goodside @goodside

3 weeks ago

AI-generated sad girl with piano performs the text of the MIT License

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Aaron Disario @disario

3 weeks ago

I went and grabbed the alias [email protected] Not sure what to do with it, it being a work account.

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Aaron Disario @disario

3 weeks ago

All companies should be required to become public benefit corporations (PBCs) in order to sell shares.

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Aaron Disario @disario

4 weeks ago

MAGA is really just racism in the form of a political party that is lying to itself and others about its purpose.

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Aaron Disario @disario

a month ago

WTF @CNN?! A major terrorist attack and you spend almost no time on it at the top of the hour, instead spending the next 30 minutes on Princess Kate. Cable Nosiness Network, we’re done with News.

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Aaron Disario @disario

a month ago

Let the whistle blow. If you don’t sound off right now, whatever you believe won’t matter.

Charlie Parish @MrHustleMCR

a month ago

Let the whistle blow. If you don’t sound off right now, whatever you believe won’t matter.

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

a month ago

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no…

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Aaron Disario @disario

a month ago

When you hear the same story over and over from otherwise credible people, you start to wonder. James Clapper, David Grusch, Haim Eshed, Jesse Marcel, and the guy who’s story is told in this video are just a few of the many tellings of this basic story. youtu.be/ePyWsgVIqdc?si…

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Aaron Disario @disario

a month ago

Grusch: "I will name specific people and programs" DoD: "There is nothing NHI whatsoever. A few people are circle jerking. Incidentally, you MAY NOT ask about those people or programs, we will not tell you." So, we just take them at their word and trust them. Nothing to see here.

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Aaron Disario @disario

a month ago

I wonder about the “limited time” menu items at restaurants. If that item is the only reason I go there, do they count my loyalty for that month as a win? Would they be happier if they had it on the menu permanently and I came in year-round? Would I come in less overall if it…