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Wouldn't it be weird if one of you were here? It's gonna be a long weekkkkk
Me: "911 Emergency, what are you reporting?" Caller: "You have the wrong number." Noooo I think YOU have the wrong number. 💁🏻
A week later we're having the "Was Labor Day paid?" Debate. We don't know. No one knows. Let's move on.
Disappointed with @Starbucks today. Guess our office will be on K-Cups now.
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Thank you to everyone expressing their well-wishes to our officer this morning. Please keep all our officers in your thoughts today.
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@DispatcherDame RP says about 45 words in Spanish. Interpreter says "she says ok". NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID YOU TOOLBAG.
"I don't want the police to come here, I just want some help." Ummm ok. Let's hear the story...
How many units does it take to handle 20002 where their dispatcher is the victim? Let me tell you...
Me: "confirm your phone number is ***-***-****" Caller: "How did you know?" Laughs on a recorded line. ***
Just read a great sv veh desc in a log. "Peaches and Creammmmmm I need it cause you know that I'm a ..." 🎶
"If my son is acting up and hits me first, is it okay for me to hit him with my car?" I'm gonna go with...no?
"Did he stab you or did he just TRY to stab you?" #thingsheardindispatch
A nice little 10851 to knock me right back in the swing of things...needed it.
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It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of CHP K-9 Rocky, # KM13167. Rocky was born in the... fb.me/1RtZ2b80Q
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