Miss D. Spatcher @Mispatcher
A delightfully flawed 911 dispatcher entertaining you with funny things we, callers and field units say and do. Send me funny stuff and I'll re-tweet it!!! mispatched.blogspot.com If I knew, I'd tell ya! Joined August 2011-
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Can someone please tell the state of California that FALL IS HERE!
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Another favorite: On Radio- "Be advised, there is a report of a sexing accident.... Correction SECOND accident nearby!"
Here is one from my personal treasure trove. Typed into CAD, "Patient is wearing brown sh**." Next note: "****SHIRT****"
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67 Followers 325 Following Mom of 3, daughter, Auntie and dispatcher in no particular order.
JeffCampbell @JeffCampbell
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Linda @LJOSki58
221 Followers 302 Following 911 dispatcher who's a long-time blogger, history nut, amateur photographer, and lover of all things travel!
PaulDier🇺🇦 @PaulDier
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McKinley Norman @missflame17b13
153 Followers 926 Following future flight nurse, student, past IVFA district 17B Miss Flame, Firefighter's daughter, southern Indiana, snapchat: firechick1016
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319 Followers 72 Following
Ashley F. @ashleyfaceee
92 Followers 171 Following 35. wife. mama to Lincoln & Eloise. 911 dispatcher. aspiring chef. disney crazy. lover of books, margaritas, and thoughtful people.
Dana Jackson Grimes @karr16726
479 Followers 2K Following 911 dispatcher 18 yrs, Married; reader, student, advocate for child abuse & DV awareness, cat lover & old school wrestling fan, theologian, ordained minister
Nick Briggs @Nickbriggs88
60 Followers 228 Following I am Nick Briggs. Just a normal guy doing normal things
Samantha Robinson @samreadsbooks84
80 Followers 267 Following Always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can
RescueInstructorsGrp @RIG_US
436 Followers 815 Following Rescue Instructors Group delivers mission proven solutions increasing resource effectiveness and asset performance. Follow or RT does not equal endorsement.
Bonnie @bonfire8171
57 Followers 156 Following
whatshername @craeoutwest
10 Followers 41 Following
Holly-eyeroll 911 que... @EyerollHolly
349 Followers 2K Following Ramblings of my eye rolls. Play nice because I have a sharp tongue. 911 Supervisor 20+ yrs. Opinions my own. Bon Jovi ❤️
Mike Powell @wvfire911
185 Followers 442 Following Alarm clock for all Public Service people of Allegany County MD between 7P and 7A
Laurie Messinger @LaurieLeAz
31 Followers 226 Following Movie loving dispatcher for Tucson Fire Dept.
Jay Gurian @ma2ncredsoxfan
281 Followers 462 Following Just a man trying to get by without offending anyone. Expert in biting my tongue. @beckettg13 ‘s “agent”
Susie Bille @911ics
395 Followers 813 Following Do you have a backup? How resilient are your communications? Will they really work in a disaster?
Nikki @wolflover
518 Followers 868 Following Wife,Mother,Former 911 Dispatcher, crafter, crotcheter, horse lover,wolf lover, photographer, camping, fishing, hunting, Alaska, New York Rangers
MaryJ @Maerbear127
56 Followers 204 Following 911 Dispatcher, Smartarse Extraordinaire and Corgi Mum!! Also single and likely to stay way due to all of the above ...
Jason Low @Jay91150
539 Followers 2K Following Firefighter, dispatcher, anime fan, motorsport fan, all-around strange person.
Alice M Gorton-Honey @alicemaehoney
102 Followers 245 Following Apostolic wife daughter mom grandma Retired 911 dispatcher RI genealogy
pineapple @pineapple1045
134 Followers 400 Following
Josh Raymond @jraymond_52
207 Followers 814 Following
tricia @triciarose1
217 Followers 1K Following
Cilla Wichmann @CillaWichmann
210 Followers 557 Following Private account... please follow @SwedeInTx
Andrea @firechick1277
214 Followers 1K Following #JerseyGirl. I love skinny jeans wearing blonde accented dudes. I really should come with a warning label
jeff yates @bigjeff911
286 Followers 627 Following Full-time dad/Blazer fan and 911 dispatcher. Part time voice actor/community volunteer.
Melanie B. @melaniebknits
108 Followers 219 Following I'm a wife and mother who works as a 911 dispatcher and loves to knit, watch tv, and read.
CO Alaska @AdultBabysitter
139 Followers 179 Following Former 911 Dispatcher for the Alaska State Troopers, currently a Corrections Officer in Nome Alaska. My comments are my own & are not endorsed by my agency!
⭐Amy⭐ @amycity911
682 Followers 2K Following *Burgh Verified**Love PGH and everything about it *Steelers, Pirates, Pens ~Bleed Black N Gold~ Sammy the Otter USCG Auxiliary 🦦
Doc911 @docs911
246 Followers 669 Following
Helen Allen @hbeth451
342 Followers 805 Following 911 dispatcher-Ret, reiki master teacher, UTEx. Interests: Texas, space, Reiki, genealogy, history, weather,nutrition...Attended STS-135 Tweetup 🚀🙌🏼🤘🏻
Derrick Parady @DerrickParady
262 Followers 795 Following *Burgh Verified* Family man, 911 dispatcher. Fan of Pittsburgh Pirates, Celtic Punk, old rap, metal, country, rock.
Jason Jeffares @911EagleGuy
276 Followers 655 Following 911 Dispatcher, outdoor enthusiast...and maybe more
Missy @missycampbell65
361 Followers 78 Following Proud mom of three. 911 dispatcher and I love my job! Music is my therapy and I love all kinds!
PDub @NJGDispDiva911
455 Followers 590 Following NJ Girl, EMT. EMS,Police,Fire-Dispatcher. Eternal student of law/medicine, lover of Haunted Mansions, Murder mysteries and all things spooky.
CO Alaska @AdultBabysitter
139 Followers 179 Following Former 911 Dispatcher for the Alaska State Troopers, currently a Corrections Officer in Nome Alaska. My comments are my own & are not endorsed by my agency!
Tracy Borghesani @MickeyluvsTracy
58 Followers 224 Following 💍Eric since 1994. Mom to Nick, Megan and 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 Kobie, Wookie, Bub, Whimsie and Tutter!
Rich @rdleejr
171 Followers 325 Following Libertarian * Sarcastic & Whitty * Whiskey Drinker * Hunter * Misophonia Sufferer *
Howie Mandel @howiemandel
744K Followers 11K Following Check out my podcast, Howie Mandel Does Stuff!
Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg
2.4M Followers 226 Following Traveling Vaudevillian - JOY podcast and new special "I'm So Happy" now available on YouTube! https://t.co/0Q4AqlaDYr
Laurie Messinger @LaurieLeAz
31 Followers 226 Following Movie loving dispatcher for Tucson Fire Dept.
Samantha Robinson @samreadsbooks84
80 Followers 267 Following Always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can
Nick Briggs @Nickbriggs88
60 Followers 228 Following I am Nick Briggs. Just a normal guy doing normal things
Cilla Wichmann @CillaWichmann
210 Followers 557 Following Private account... please follow @SwedeInTx
Allison McGrady @AlleyKatt22
100 Followers 399 Following Mom of 6, Wife, Warehousing and Logistics CSR
Loretta West @lwest0963
141 Followers 203 Following equine therapy, hobbies_ barrel racing and rodeo
Alice M Gorton-Honey @alicemaehoney
102 Followers 245 Following Apostolic wife daughter mom grandma Retired 911 dispatcher RI genealogy
tricia @triciarose1
217 Followers 1K Following
Derrick Parady @DerrickParady
262 Followers 795 Following *Burgh Verified* Family man, 911 dispatcher. Fan of Pittsburgh Pirates, Celtic Punk, old rap, metal, country, rock.
Erica @bluufrog
67 Followers 325 Following Mom of 3, daughter, Auntie and dispatcher in no particular order.
Andrea @firechick1277
214 Followers 1K Following #JerseyGirl. I love skinny jeans wearing blonde accented dudes. I really should come with a warning label
Jason Jeffares @911EagleGuy
276 Followers 655 Following 911 Dispatcher, outdoor enthusiast...and maybe more
Christina Hays @Wolflvr89
110 Followers 152 Following 911 dispatcher, EMT, volunteer firefighter, emergency management major, love flying, and working to keep out of trouble!
Bonnie @bonfire8171
57 Followers 156 Following
Matthew @ecky1982
90 Followers 10 Following
Rae Abrigo @RaeAbrigo
132 Followers 283 Following Mother of 4, Grandmother of 3, Former 911 Dispatcher / Communications Operator, Retired Police Officer
Doc911 @docs911
246 Followers 669 Following
Marty Coderre @mcoderre1
315 Followers 3K Following 911 Dispatcher in the Orlando, Fl area. COML trained
Linda @LJOSki58
221 Followers 302 Following 911 dispatcher who's a long-time blogger, history nut, amateur photographer, and lover of all things travel!
Robert Scott @Bobby_Scott
87 Followers 246 Following Firefighter-EMT - Lawrenceville FD Absolute Phillies Fan
Jen Olson @JenniOpdx
138 Followers 91 Following I am a 911 Dispatcher, social media manager for @StumptownStages, and Independent Scentsy Consultant. I love to read, play Everquest 2,and ballroom dance.
Ernest MacGillivray �... @ernestma
1K Followers 2K Following Former Director of Emergency Management & Emergency Services. Promoting evidence based decision making, disaster risk reduction & community resilience.
Ashley F. @ashleyfaceee
92 Followers 171 Following 35. wife. mama to Lincoln & Eloise. 911 dispatcher. aspiring chef. disney crazy. lover of books, margaritas, and thoughtful people.
Missy @missycampbell65
361 Followers 78 Following Proud mom of three. 911 dispatcher and I love my job! Music is my therapy and I love all kinds!
Matthew Blecha @MasteringMatt
548 Followers 14 Following Check out my #eBay store, Bleeker Flips, in the link below. Watch for frequent posts of new listings, sold listings and more. #BleekerFlips #Resale
Ron Butz Jr @RONBUTZJR
175 Followers 266 Following
Rachel Born @mtn911gal
203 Followers 367 Following Love my job as a 911 dispatcher, read voraciously, huge CO Avalanche fan.
Melanie B. @melaniebknits
108 Followers 219 Following I'm a wife and mother who works as a 911 dispatcher and loves to knit, watch tv, and read.
David Gonzalez @Diablo360
32 Followers 48 Following Happily married 911 dispatcher father of 2 beautiful girls
Nothing Here is Real @sNiner11
575 Followers 341 Following Former 800 MHz radio personality. Unapologetic enthusiast of life and the people in it. Mama to many. Travel junkie. Author.
JediHagrid he/him @JediHagrid
362 Followers 512 Following Software dev. Former 9-1-1 Supervisor. Kansas City's Hagrid.
Nikki @wolflover
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