Jem the poet @dont_toast

Writer/PR. PR in The Times, The Daily Mail, Forbes, Sifted, the FT, etc. Dylan Thomas Prize, Wales Book of the Year, Scritture Giovanni, @Parthianbooks Joined October 2020

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

3 months ago

This place is a fucking cesspit.

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I put up with the irrelevant content, unsolicited porn and rage bait. But the Steven Bartlett spam has pushed me over the edge. Every third tweet on this platform is about Steven feckin Bartlett. Goodbye Twitter/X 👋🏻

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

4 months ago

In a post-Sam Ryder world, we can't blame our failure on 'Europe hating us'. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

4 months ago

Appalling. Especially given how much water bills have increased and how all the rivers are dead and full of pollution. Unbelievably arrogant to have their hands out for more.

Nation.Cymru @NationCymru

4 months ago

Appalling. Especially given how much water bills have increased and how all the rivers are dead and full of pollution. Unbelievably arrogant to have their hands out for more.

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

4 months ago

Why are all food manufacturers currently OBSESSED with honey? I do not want coffee with honey, I do not want Camembert with honey, I do not want a burger with FECKIN HONEY.

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

5 months ago

Every other tweet in my timeline is about Steven Bartlett. This will do huge brand damage to him - nobody loves being spammed.

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5 months ago

Fen roads be like #EastAnglia #March #Cambridgeshire

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6 months ago

Veronica from #mafs really thought she was getting the sassy beeyatch edit didn't she? But no, just a beeyatch. #mafsAUS #mafsau

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8 months ago

URGENT: Are you a business founder with a story to tell? Fancy being featured on a top 20 podcast? Slide into my DMs! You MUST be available to record in King's Cross, London this Thursday (6th Feb) at 10.30am. THIS IS AN IN-PERSON RECORDING. #JournoRequest #PRrequest

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

8 months ago

There's a special place in hell reserved for people who don't turn up for podcast recordings - especially when they've been given a second chance and people are queuing up to appear on the show. #StudioTimeCostsMoney #prrequest #journorequest #AddingThoseLastTwoSoHisPeopleSee

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

9 months ago

Last working day of the year! Looking forward to spending Christmas with my amazing husband and son.

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Sam Rhydderch @SamRhydderch

10 months ago

See you there tomorrow @writetoempower @ness_owen @parthianbooks !

Christina Thatcher @writetoempower

10 months ago

See you there tomorrow @writetoempower @ness_owen @parthianbooks !

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

10 months ago

Had an amazing time at the Winter @hayfestival . It's been a few years since I've read at Hay but the wonderful @parthianbooks invited me to perform outside Hay's famous Poetry Bookshop and it was just the *best* way to end the literary year. Thanks @SusieWilds78893 !

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

10 months ago

Are there any London-based venture capitalists who would like to shoot the breeze on a top 20 business podcast? #business #UKbusiness #VP #VentureCapital #VCs #journorequest #prrequest

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

11 months ago

I'm looking for Indian based company founders to invite onto a business-based (but fun!) podcast. Does this sound like you or your client? Let me know! #journorequests #journorequest #prrequest #Indianbusiness #IndiaBiz

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

11 months ago

So @bt_uk got me all down in the DMs and then basically ignored me. I only renewed the contract the other day. It's probably not too late to switch to @virginmedia

Jem the poet @dont_toast

11 months ago

So @bt_uk got me all down in the DMs and then basically ignored me. I only renewed the contract the other day. It's probably not too late to switch to @virginmedia

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Jem the poet @dont_toast

11 months ago

Must've been nice to have been around in the 80s. #Rivals

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11 months ago

I think what's hilariously funny is when you book a home visit with @bt_uk and they don't turn up 😅 And what's EVEN funnier, is when you ring them to complain and they re-book the appointment and DON'T TURN UP AGAIN 😅😅😅 #complaints #complaint #customerservice

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Faber Books @FaberBooks

a year ago

The complete edition of Sylvia Plath’s prose, including much unpublished and previously uncollected material, is out on 12 September. faber.co.uk/product/978057…