NotMatt (Real) (Parody) @dontpanicmvc

Joined July 2009

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olivia @oliviuuuuhh

3 years ago

you guys i don’t think i know what football is about

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Sam @samtemp1e

3 years ago

I think an episode of The H3 Podcast would send a Victorian era child into a coma

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NotMatt (Real) (Parody) @dontpanicmvc

3 years ago

Can I throw myself a gender reveal party? or is that just for babies? #genderreveal #itsaboy

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NotMatt (Real) (Parody) @dontpanicmvc

3 years ago

Am I too late to watch Twitter die? #RIPTwitter

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Queen Quen @quenblackwell

7 years ago

katy perry really asked us if we ever felt like a plastic bag. she really asked us that

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b00tz2big @b00tz2big

3 years ago

Hello, my name is Elon Musk and I suck.

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NotMatt (Real) (Parody) @dontpanicmvc

3 years ago

Every since I saw the movie Armageddon Time at the #DenverFilmFestival I haven't been able to stop thinking about the scene where the family has an entire meal of just bagels. I want that. #DFF45 #DFF @ArmageddonFilm

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The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle

3 years ago

Chicago has officially dropped Kanye as a spokesperson

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NotMatt (Real) (Parody) @dontpanicmvc

3 years ago

Just found out that #Colorado changed #ColumbusDay to Frances Xavier Cabrini Day. Between this and the Queen's death, its been a rough month for colonizers #dirty #colonizers #IndigenousPeoples

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Jordan Spalding (parody) @lets_go_birding

3 years ago

Carter can run for another term right? Lets run Carter in 2024. he's not doing anything.

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NotMatt (Real) (Parody) @dontpanicmvc

3 years ago

#DahmerNetflix Review Ep1-starting at the end, interesting Ep2-arrest him, wtf!! Ep3-abandonment issues, yikes Ep4-his poor gma Ep5-go gma! Ep6-WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JEFF, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT