doombee @doombee
I make messes of things. yonderways Joined May 2008-
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my toxic trait is that im convinced if i ever saw a wolf or bear in the forest i could get it to be my friend
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This both disgusts and delights me.
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The Morning Report: Most of the Universe remains in tact, doing just fine. Earth, however, is f%*ked up.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but birds are just dinosaurs waiting for my signal before taking control of the planet 🌎🦖🦜🐓🦃🦩🦢
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mother of god
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LOVE HER You're a disgrace to the world 😂😂 Young queen speaking truth to power RETWEET if you agree
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