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the number one thing I miss about being a hostess at a fancy restaurant is the bitchy little comments about diners in the POS system
is that good telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/2…
born to play lorelai and the laser eyes, forced to edit tiktoks
i'm finally playing this and wow: wow! wow.
i'm finally playing this and wow: wow! wow.
I haven't stopped thinking about The Tortured Poets Department since Thursday night, perhaps the most antagonistic mainstream pop record ever created. I wrote about what might be Swift's best work, and the one that's most destined to be misunderstood. medium.com/@giovanni.n.co…
as a longtime taylor hater i was so ready to trash this album, but it ended up turning me around on her completely and gio captures exactly why: it’s a complicated, angry interrogation of her own celebrity and the only time she’s ever let herself not look like the winner
as a longtime taylor hater i was so ready to trash this album, but it ended up turning me around on her completely and gio captures exactly why: it’s a complicated, angry interrogation of her own celebrity and the only time she’s ever let herself not look like the winner
i like some parts of the new taylor swift album, especially this part which makes me wonder if Taylor’s teenage fascination with the kennedy family led to a passing interest in the assassination records review board
T Swift: "Help. I am in a prison of my own making. My life is not my own. My fans micromanage every aspect of my life. They want me to be a miserable toy that churns out TikTok songs. I am having a manic episode." Fans: "Ummm where's all the BOPS? Where's all the BANGERS!?"
i am so, so excited for this:
Okay I can stop being coy: I played Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. I’ll have way more to say about it come May, but all you need to know is that it is truly unbelievable. digitaltrends.com/gaming/lorelei…
this is the first hate read i think we should cancel someone over. slow walkers will never see the kingdom of heaven i refuse to be normal about this
this is the first hate read i think we should cancel someone over. slow walkers will never see the kingdom of heaven i refuse to be normal about this
Twitter bots have accidentally learned how to write Samuel Beckett plays.
They come from Monopoly-land to realize that the humans have moved on to modern European boardgame design, revealing a wound at the heart of American society.
They come from Monopoly-land to realize that the humans have moved on to modern European boardgame design, revealing a wound at the heart of American society.
I talked with some of the devs behind breakout hit Content Warning, which has my favorite process ever for creating monsters wired.com/story/influenc…
bro got pushed on the swing mid-tweet
bro got pushed on the swing mid-tweet
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Rob and I went on our first date exactly 10 years ago today. I miss him every single day and I know I’ll continue to miss him until my dying one. Lucky to have had the limited time we had together ♥️
No Stellar Blade review from DT today unfortunately. Got code late and the assignment shifted hands. Have heard mostly good things though! Sounds like a lighter, less brainy Nier Automata. We'll have a review, just coming later!
The Italian restaurant on the cruise was called "La Cucina." The French restaurant? "Le Bistro." The Chinese restaurant? "Lotus Garden." The Sake bar? "Sake Bar." It was so good dude I need to go back.
@doomquasar @simogo The game I've been looking forward to the most this year, so happy it's coming out in a few weeks
Like 2 minutes in and I was so fucking right
This is absolutely going to be Taylor doing a Lana album. Would explain her bringing Lana on stage at the Grammys.
@doomquasar @MarioPrime this mf went to target “to get trash cans” and now we’re the trash
and the clunky rupi kaur comp lit 101 lyrics on this album are so bad but it’s actually SWEET because she’s never had an organic EMOTION before and she’s always been this like very poised and perfect songwriter and now she’s like… oh shit… i don’t actually know how to do this!!
i cannot believe how much i want to think and talk about this album. we've been listening to it nonstop for two days and every time there's a quiet moment in the apartment we just go right back to talking about it. i've hated this woman her whole career how did she do this to me
remember when target had a cafe where you could get like chicken fingers… retvrn
there’s a “you” and a “he” and they’re different people. the “he” is joking about the heroin and running to her ignoring the football trophy but it’s “you” whose heart is “still” reserved for her. Someone please kill me so i stop thinking about this narrative
i’ve got one more in me I’m sorry… i think the alchemy is about the kind of performative rebound relationship you have At the ex you’re still not over with somebody oblivious who doesn’t realize you’re using them as an escape hatch, and it’s not a Sweet New Boyfriend Song
T Swift: "Help. I am in a prison of my own making. My life is not my own. My fans micromanage every aspect of my life. They want me to be a miserable toy that churns out TikTok songs. I am having a manic episode." Fans: "Ummm where's all the BOPS? Where's all the BANGERS!?"
This morning both the Creed cruise and a Disney cruise disembarked into the Bahamas right next to each other. As we were leaving the ship, in close proximity to all the Disney families, the PA was blasting She Fucking Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd at full volume.
This woman finally had something that she loved and her fans took it away from her because it wasn’t her brand. Calls back to her “my parents don’t like you!” country music to describe how infantalizing it is. Man!
Taylor made an album about hating Swifties, this rules lmao
thank you to everyone who has checked in after the news that the yuri on ice movie got canceled.......... we had a good run you guys
so full disclosure I am currently on this boat (long story) but what’s funnier is that they’ve blocked spotify so I can’t listen to the full taylor album until we get back to miami on monday LOL
Creed performing live for the first time in 12 years aboard the Summer of '99 cruise.
🚨FREE AGENT SIGNING🚨 Next month, I'm joining @IGN full-time as their tech reviews editor! Feels weird having come up thru and dedicated YEARS to GameSpot but I got great friends at IGN who been brilliant peers and helped keep me afloat freelancing, hyped to be colleagues🥹